Courtney

Good thing I’m reaching such a wide audience with my message! 😅

Hypocrisy and corruption in the Trump family? Shock! Shock, I tell you!

Feeling super distracted / zero attention span today. Posting on social media is probably not the path to less distraction, is it?

CA friends! Remember to vote YES on Prop 50!

Oh okay good, because that's what I do.

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not 😂

Which would you choose if these were your two options?

1) iPhone 15 Pro with 1TB storage
2) iPhone 16 Pro Max with 256GB storage

Let's say your current Android phone (Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra) has 512GB and is using 484GB of that...

Thank you :)

Yes, it felt alarming at the time! I had endometriosis many years ago, but never had anything that felt quite like this besides giving birth and having a miscarriage. Fortunately, I'm doing a lot better now!

Woke up with blinding period pain. Went to the restroom and noticed the kitchen light was on, so I went to turn it off, but the pain washed over me. I woke up again confused on the hallway floor, realizing I'd collapsed there. Elbow hurts; I think I fell on it. Heating pad and Aleve. Wish me luck.

I tried to comment on an IG video of JD Vance with these exact words: "Vance is a racist, a hypocrite, and a liar." My comment got flagged for going against community standards. I'm assuming the objectionable word was "racist." Racists act like "racist" is a slur, but what other word is there?

Today I conversed online with a guy who likened universal healthcare to slavery, and a Christian lady who said financial sacrifices required if the Republican spending bill passes--getting her hair and nails done and fancy vacations--are worth it because we must protect our children from Sharia Law.

Before it was illegally destroyed by Musk and co., USAID had a budget of $35 billion (in 2024)

I think we're gonna be okay. She wrote back: "I just listened to the entire video and it was eye opening and hilarious. Having seen and listened to the Meanses I am pretty disgusted by them. Thanks for sending."

My smart but gullible mom just told me she's reading "Good Energy" by Casey & Calley Means. This called for urgent @lastweektonight.com help! I sent her and my dad the episode on MAHA, hopefully steering them away from the MAHA rabbit hole before this gets out of hand🤞. John Oliver is a true hero.

Beyond Burgers are worse than turkey burgers are worse than Impossible Burgers are worse than beef burgers. This is the (abbreviated) burger hierarchy.

Bay Area Folks! October 18 No Kings demonstrations. Check out these lists of locations & times so that you can show up.

(Walnut Creek was cut off on the last photo, but there is also a gathering there)

Hahaha! That's too funny. Yes, it's so good!

I usually skip opening credits, but I always gotta watch the full intro on Peacemaker Season 2. Who's with me?!

You know they’re probably finding out who that guy is and firing him right now. 🙄

Oh boy...I did not know that. That will be...interesting.

Thought process:

We don't have buns for these veggie burgers.

*laughing to self*

I'm going out to grab some buns!

*resisting the urge to announce this to the family, whose sense of humor is either too high brow or too meme-based to be amused*

We drove to Stanford Campus instead of going to the location 3 blocks from our house, to save $30 (estimating $3 for gas). Turns out the campus location is in a literal food court, next to Panda Express and across from Wetzel's Pretzels. So...I guess that's why it's so cheap! Was still good though.

The Round Table near us has the worst deals. I checked for better offers at other locations close enough to pick up from and found that the cost varies dramatically! Current cost for a L Specialty pizza:

San Carlos: $33.99
Redwood City: $35.99
Menlo Park: $37.99
Palo Alto: $29.99
Stanford: $24.99

It would have been much better if they'd played this on their screens instead of displaying the same 8 queue numbers for an hour.

Everyone keeps telling me the DMV is so much better now, but we've waited 40 minutes from our appointment time with no movement of the line, and just found out "the system is down." Hilarious.

When I redid my website with boba on the brain, it did not occur to me how ridiculous it would feel discussing pricing packages with clients in terms of "regular," "sweet," and "extra sweet." 😬

It would have to be boba tea! And I *wish* I had a Subaru or Volvo! The old Toyota minivan is pretty sweet, though.

Hey, that's a pretty good accomplishment.

It felt like fulfilling some right-wing stereotype that we got dinner at the taco truck in front of the Planned Parenthood today. Our woke burritos were delicious, though.