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YOU WANT ME TO GET COVID

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO INVITE ME

Girl fuck u

I’m Back

Shirley this is nasty Abt me…..

IM HERE

Me with blonde roots.. makes my skin super pink. Me with pink hair… makes my skin bright and glowy?!

WHAT

Omg let’s get a weekend job together

Im old because im almost 29 but once im 30 I will be young again because 30 is basically the 18 of adulthood

I am officially Not Broke again after this next paycheck and I can’t wait I am frothing at the mouth

I never got into Billie Eilish because the wangster look is beyond humiliating plus her getting mad at being called a whisper singer when she literally..whispers….plus the blaccent… anyway apparently her parents are real estate people that helped gentrify LA?!? Why are ***** ****** literally evil

I am not joining in on any sexuality discourse because 99% of it is chronically online and you cannot bait me into it

Okay full update 7 sessions and $350 later SHES GONE

Thinking about #tomlinshaw

Wait is it today when do u go and come back

Last night on Love Island they opened the hideaway… so obviously I had a dream I hooked up with a man then I couldn’t stop crying for the rest of the dream. Lmao

LMFAOO

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Hungover

Moving tomorrow and I’m scareddddd ☹️😩

I would be having kitty soup for meal prep

I would never rehome my cat but every time she wakes me up at 6 am I really really realllyyyyyy think about it.

It’s FINALLY back

How do I get everyone around me to treat me like Neil Fak

WHO THE FUCK ARE ERIC, DEBBIE, AND DAVID

Ever since I stopped straightening my hair (literally a week ago) I feel this sense of impending doom

He’s been using it THIS WHOLE TIME! I found out like a week ago and I was pissed but I was gonna let him keep it til I move… I just thought about it and got re-pissed so I told him to remove it today even tho I won’t get it til then lmao. If it don’t last the summer I’m gonna steal from his room

Like four summers ago I bought an ac unit and only used it for a half a summer before I moved into a spot that had central air, I left it in my step dads garage and I was looking for it a couple years ago… why is it installed in my cousins room who lived w my step dad!!

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Last night I had a dream I went to my electrolysis appointment and instead of letting her work on my mustache I like…took my pants off and she started on my vagine and it was so absurd … I’m still like this

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Was told it’s impossible to make friends with Minnesotans, I was like that is not true!!!………. All the friends I’ve made this year are transplants