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Halfsies

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Semi-professional bastard

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Ive never seen bigger fucking bullies than trans-phobes. I hope all of them one day experience the harvest of the hate they've sown.

27.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol good, they should have to do the same shit we do to drown out their screaming

26.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love that the right hates on transwomen under the guise of "protecting women's sports" and then shits all over one of the largest moments in women's sports history, and are too fucking stupid to notice.

26.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I feel like if we just gave every neurodivergent person a job working on their special interest we could live in a utopia inside of a decade.

26.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HE FED THE FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM MCDONALD'S 🤣🤣🤣🤣

26.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol its definitely been cat clothes weather up here

26.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣 she loves sapping my body heat 🤣🤣🤣

25.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Im not complaining for sure. It sucks outside today, and im right where I wanna be lol

25.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Took the afternoon off to be a cat mattress.

24.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The fact that women still find men attractive tells you all you need to know about sexuality not being a choice.

23.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 2
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Loooove it

17.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Safe travels!!

13.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Not too get all street preachery but we have a potential looming financial collapse, an extension level climate crisis, multiple genocides, and there's a non-zero chance that multiple U.S. presidents have fucked and/or eaten children. Humanity is so fucking cooked.

13.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've moved past "A Confederacy of Dunces" and are speed running "An Apocalypse of Dipshits".

13.02.2026 06:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The entire can!

12.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Khajiit has beans, if you have coin

12.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Until we acknowledge there's no "fixing" a system as fundamentally broken as American style capitalism we're all gonna have a bad time

09.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You hussy!

07.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of the biggest tips I can give to drastically increase the quality of your dinner is to brine your poultry before cooking it. Easily some of the best turkey ive ever had

06.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like Sam-I-Am trying to convince everyone what a good idea it is to kill billionaires.

"Try it, try it!
You will see!"

06.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yes! I hope youre enjoying it enough for both of us!

05.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0