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@dimestorewatch.bsky.social

naarm (melbourne aus). lefty nerd/gay villain/whisky robot. pfp by @thxnywy.art

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oh yeah defs. baking? absolute precision. egg salad? i am a conduit for the Spirits

07.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Let the ancestors tell you how much of each ingredient" is my exact approach to cooking, thanks for this precise articulation

07.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPlease depress button” you’re a terrible button. Your mother wanted a lever. No one will ever push you. The signage explaining you is confusing

07.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

07.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this will no longer be a topic of discussion in woke 2

07.03.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a richly deserved honour, sorry they spelled your name wrong

07.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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is this anything

06.03.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 723    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

thank u mjm, thank u yohji

07.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah man, I support Civic Transparency

07.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

@down.blue

06.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3526    πŸ” 1116    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Pez the spencer

06.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

she's a keeper

06.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the only one who could ever reach me
was the son of a

06.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they replaced me *again*

05.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hbd shapes! wishing good snacks and good relax

04.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Richard Moneykunt

United States, Census, 1900

03.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

4 wins but all the others also get a little kiss for being nice

03.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every single time it's all i see. equally convincing and fated to receive equally mixed to average reviews

03.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TRUMP: I BELIEVE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

03.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 60

solidarity ✊

03.03.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 615    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

-great piece
-lol cum monster

02.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you wouldn't even get good swears in the wordle either. it'd be like ASSHAT

02.03.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
screencap of matrix neo saying "I know kung fu" but kung fu is edited to dopamine

screencap of matrix neo saying "I know kung fu" but kung fu is edited to dopamine

me after uploading the metacog md with ${substance} set to methylphenidate

02.03.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feature request: human brain compatibility

02.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is such an optimal reply to my post thank you

02.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[ini kamoze but he's about to read GΓ΅del Escher Bach] here come the hoftstadter

02.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

chain-of-thought printout that just pivots halfway through into wondering who would win in a fight between xena and tank girl

01.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon you should be all good with 3M hooks if the weight is comparable to mine (glinet flint 2). and you can do a lil cable management through the carry handles lol

01.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0