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@dimestorewatch.bsky.social

naarm (melbourne aus). lefty nerd/gay villain/whisky robot. pfp by @thxnywy.art

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hbd shapes! wishing good snacks and good relax

04.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Richard Moneykunt

United States, Census, 1900

03.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

4 wins but all the others also get a little kiss for being nice

03.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every single time it's all i see. equally convincing and fated to receive equally mixed to average reviews

03.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TRUMP: I BELIEVE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

03.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 60

solidarity ✊

03.03.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

-great piece
-lol cum monster

02.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you wouldn't even get good swears in the wordle either. it'd be like ASSHAT

02.03.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
screencap of matrix neo saying "I know kung fu" but kung fu is edited to dopamine

screencap of matrix neo saying "I know kung fu" but kung fu is edited to dopamine

me after uploading the metacog md with ${substance} set to methylphenidate

02.03.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feature request: human brain compatibility

02.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is such an optimal reply to my post thank you

02.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[ini kamoze but he's about to read GΓ΅del Escher Bach] here come the hoftstadter

02.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

chain-of-thought printout that just pivots halfway through into wondering who would win in a fight between xena and tank girl

01.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon you should be all good with 3M hooks if the weight is comparable to mine (glinet flint 2). and you can do a lil cable management through the carry handles lol

01.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(this is actually way less of a problem for me now than it used to be which suggests opus 4.6 might benefit from a low dose of ritalin)

01.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I've changed my mind AI can actually replace me. They finally invented the machine that gets progressively more ambitious ideas and then gives up

01.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

@metroplex.bot

01.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i put my comically large router with no vertical support in a lil collapsible Kmart crate, which at least lets you ziptie it to/hang it from stuff

01.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wandered around and got a sugarcane juice and dipped, hope you had fun

01.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

khalil not doing enough to make himself visible to the community it seems 😁

01.03.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he did have one, around the Albert st intersection area i think

01.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watched children of men again last night. as a millennial lefty-turned-sensible-bureaucrat who does in fact habitually keep a flask of cheap whiskey in the pocket of my long coat to guard against the horrors of a world that's losing hope, it's nice to have representation

28.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly! Here's a simple rhyme that should break the curse:

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*****'*****

08.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

watched children of men again last night. as a millennial lefty-turned-sensible-bureaucrat who does in fact habitually keep a flask of cheap whiskey in the pocket of my long coat to guard against the horrors of a world that's losing hope, it's nice to have representation

28.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

”pre-emptive strikes” is DARVO

28.02.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s so many thing on internet.

27.02.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[0011472] Dwarf gains no good thoughts from attending meeting, constantly tries to attend meeting.

26.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 18