tristram hand shandy's Avatar

tristram hand shandy

@dimestorewatch.bsky.social

naarm (melbourne aus). lefty nerd/gay villain/whisky robot. pfp by @thxnywy.art

1,429 Followers  |  891 Following  |  2,156 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023
Posts Following

Posts by tristram hand shandy (@dimestorewatch.bsky.social)

I just wandered around and got a sugarcane juice and dipped, hope you had fun

01.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

khalil not doing enough to make himself visible to the community it seems 😁

01.03.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he did have one, around the Albert st intersection area i think

01.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watched children of men again last night. as a millennial lefty-turned-sensible-bureaucrat who does in fact habitually keep a flask of cheap whiskey in the pocket of my long coat to guard against the horrors of a world that's losing hope, it's nice to have representation

28.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly! Here's a simple rhyme that should break the curse:

**
'**'''
.'
** .**
'*.***''
.. ***.
***. *****
**''. ***'*
*' .*.... .*** *
* ***********...''
.' ****************.
' ******************..
*****'*****

08.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

watched children of men again last night. as a millennial lefty-turned-sensible-bureaucrat who does in fact habitually keep a flask of cheap whiskey in the pocket of my long coat to guard against the horrors of a world that's losing hope, it's nice to have representation

28.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

”pre-emptive strikes” is DARVO

28.02.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s so many thing on internet.

27.02.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[0011472] Dwarf gains no good thoughts from attending meeting, constantly tries to attend meeting.

26.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 18

ohhhh it's the baby

26.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@down.blue

26.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

banger post penny

25.02.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(mortal kombat yell) MORAL PANIC!!!

24.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Thing Expanded

24.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

cant.stop.laughing

24.02.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2843    πŸ” 868    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 19
22.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

20.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3289    πŸ” 789    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12

idk, tastes good

21.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PIZZA FROM PIZZA SHOP (HAS SAUSAGE CHILLI AND CHOVES)

21.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what's a good word do u reckon (I think "exemplary" is an exemplary word)

21.02.2026 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I saw this and now everyone else must too

21.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 12

Carved in the likeness of the One True God, it was blessed with a mouth to give blessings to the people

19.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2469    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

hbd!

14.02.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

seen a few of my fave valentines day guys today (panicked-looking and possibly hungover dude in a hurry, clutching one or more cheap-looking flowers in plastic sleeve). godspeed to all such fellas

14.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your posts got me playing this game, v fun ty

13.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even a queer-affirming auntie is still an auntie

13.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Conputer has my heart for eternity

13.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

roses fork
grasses spoon
someone whispered
"crab rangoon"

12.02.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8980    πŸ” 2190    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 11