Oh man, I see that this joke has already been told today.
04.03.2026 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ssweatt.bsky.social
Oh, here we go again πΆ Clinical Psychologist. Academic mama. Personality & psychopathology researcher. Tea, plant, & baked good enthusiast. Chronically online. She/her.
Oh man, I see that this joke has already been told today.
04.03.2026 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Much like Loretta Lynn, I was born a coal minerβs (grand)daughter. Both my maternal and paternal grandfathers worked in the mines for a time.
04.03.2026 23:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I relate to this so much. How do you feel about paper to do lists? Thatβs my go to nonactivity activity.
28.02.2026 19:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is so relatable. legend.
26.02.2026 05:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Time a task spent on my to do list: 28 months
Time to complete said task: exactly 6 minutes
Time until recognition of this unhealthy pattern: the limit does not exist.
^ 100% agreed. I just HATE the formatting of Zotero/Mendeley, etc.
24.02.2026 19:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I generally can keep them to myself but that one was too good. But I warned folks years agoβ¦
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I could tell you missed it and didnβt point it out for both your sake and my own.
21.02.2026 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think I last repotted a plant in July 2024β¦I did order new soil though so letβs check back in again!
19.02.2026 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One per week would get you there in under a year. This is also prompting me to order potting soil and join you as I have not repotted plants inβ¦a long while.
19.02.2026 16:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Text reads βHold on to the memories they will hold onto youβ with a depiction of a camera above the script
Iβm sorry that I have to go here but itβs my brainβs fault.
19.02.2026 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I actually love the idea of these placesβ memories βholding onβ to you to help you sleep.
19.02.2026 00:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We hope to wrap up data collection in early March so please share widely! Thanks so much!
18.02.2026 15:38 β π 7 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Blue tshirt that reads βsorry, I canβt Iβm on sabbaticalβ in white letters
Clear glass mug that reads βsweet Sweatt sabbaticalβ in white etching
Iβve had quite a slow start to sabbatical with attending a virtual conference, a couple of snow days, and bouts of existential ennui. However, my wonderful colleagues are bound and determined to help me value and celebrate this semester. Love them so much.
06.02.2026 15:36 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love working at a university and having a teenage daughter because this year I actually knew the majority of the new artist nominees.
02.02.2026 05:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fresh baguettes
Carnitas
Pepperoni & cheese crackers
Macaroni & cheese
Ham
I agree itβs the volume. The nausea was terrible. Whereas many friends and colleagues talked about wanting a big cheeseburger after the procedure, I wasnβt able to eat normally for a day after. But so importantβthanks for the PSA. A close friend is having a precancerous polyp removed tomorrow.
29.01.2026 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Perhaps the real heroes were the friends you made along the way
29.01.2026 21:49 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same thing here. Worst of all scenarios.
27.01.2026 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Supremely talented doctoral student Halle Fowler is hoping to put together an ABCT panel related to Deaf and Hard of Hearing suicide prevention or mental health. We have multiple qualitative and quantitative studies on DHH interpretation in mental health settings. We need help finding panelists!
26.01.2026 14:58 β π 25 π 20 π¬ 3 π 1These would be really excellent with soup or atop a casserole. They will soften while sopping up the liquid/creamy base.
25.01.2026 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is so incredibly impressive! What a featβthose feet!
24.01.2026 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ββ¦the case would be referred to the Court of Claims, and that if the court should decide that the Chickasaw freedmen had no right to allotment independent of the Atoka Agreement, the Dawes Commission would appraise the land and the tribes would be compensated by the United States.β
22.01.2026 06:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what if this is like a watched pot?
22.01.2026 04:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0shoot, I know his name and am really tempted to remind everyoneβ¦but I wonβt. I believe heβs still around.
16.01.2026 04:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A squish faced Boston terrier wedged against a large black labrador on a couch
A stubborn Boston terrier squished uncomfortably on a large black lab on a couch
Mochi is the squishiest of the squish faced and the stubbornest of the stubborn. Norabelle is so patient but is an absolute queen at setting boundaries.
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It depends on the district. My kiddo learned it in elementary school. Sheβs 13/8th grade.
13.01.2026 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If I was clever, I could come up with a fun backstory of exciting work. However, Wednesdays are simply a structured day with my graduate student meetings/writing meeting, etc.
12.01.2026 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(T - 30 seconds until a certain someone reminds me their institution doesnβt have sabbatical)
12.01.2026 18:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0