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@sharparoni.bsky.social

internetizen. world wide webster. information superhighway long-haul trucker. cyberspacetronaut. this is the official skeeter of the national basketball association. @nba.bsky.social is a lie

103 Followers  |  149 Following  |  236 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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I do not and will not know what a "steering committee" is

02.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MACtion is when there is an unexpectedly entertaining football game between two schools in the Mid-American Conference

MACtion is when there is an unexpectedly entertaining football game between two schools in the Mid-American Conference

It appears Rutgers has not spread the gospel of NCAA football to its home city of New York

21.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sounds like a Great World Problem

18.02.2026 11:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey it's your weird middle school classmate's favorite tv show

18.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lyin' eyes lionize lion eyes

11.02.2026 11:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey, at least the alum vice president didn't downplay Armenian genocide

11.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(trying to come up with a take that will infuriate everyone) Lin-Manuel walked so Bad Bunny could run.

09.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Say what you will about the Browns, they've never lost a Super Bowl

09.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I accidentally hit the make new post button. I don't have anything to say but I don't know how to close out of this either without typing something

30.01.2026 12:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amnesty and automatic citizenship for anyone in the US at 12:00pm on 1/20/29 (if desired)

$5m to families of anyone abducted by ICE

New court circuit for prosecutions outside SCOTUS purview

Minneapolis Trials

25.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey did you see The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins

24.01.2026 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That show's ok

23.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👍

22.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the devil kicked the shit out of Johnny in that fiddle duel

21.01.2026 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure how you take a nap on a bus route with three stops

20.01.2026 12:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aren't you usually on camera

20.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what tabs do you have open, that one and 57 shopping carts of sardines

15.01.2026 02:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@damonagnos.bsky.social
Chief Justice Roberts, Chris Douglas-Roberts. Chris Douglas-Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts

11.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

season W

07.01.2026 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I will be in NYC from the 16-19 and would be interested if it is still available then.

05.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It whips all right

05.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DRINK FROM A HOSE

02.01.2026 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cool stuff, what engine did you use, and how many prompts did each take?

31.12.2025 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least it wasn't a random follower, I guess?

13.12.2025 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to brag but I did.

11.12.2025 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🪞

30.11.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what does the transportation secretary do after he washes his hair?

Sean Duffy Combs

28.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have an EV and registering it was 2-3x the price of my previous gas car because I was cheating the state out of gas tax revenue.

27.11.2025 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Somebody Told Me" you used to "Smile Like You Mean It" "When You Were Young" (getting whisper in ear) I mean uhh. "Mr. Brightside"

26.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're going to follow a shitty team they should at least be interesting about it. The titans are bad but breathtakingly boring in doing so

23.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0