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since I am not done Alysa Liu-posting, here she is making heart hands at the trans flag because she rules

Trans girl: I dunno I just have a lot of hangups about feeling like I can't be intimate without an underlying fear of coming off as a predator.

The succubus who's been trying to fuck her all night to drain life force from her: We can just play League instead if you're not up for it

if they made a castlevania but everyone was cats it would be called catstlevanya. nekojou dracunya

I'm the gayest man on your timeline and even I don't suck dick with this much hunger

renais twins

vegeta looking sad at a bar drinking carrot juice

bugs bunny looking sad at a bar drinking carrot juice

drew vegeta as this bugs screenshot because I love that expression
(and I guess the carrot juice is maybe a bonus joke lol)

I was watching other language dubs of the Steel Ball Run trailer, and French Johnny saying "Je suis Johnny fucking Joestar!" is actually iconic and so in character

evergreen vid

funny meta when u think about it

gendered marketing is so fucking funny man

we here at Old Spice present EAGLE FANG, a tough and manly body wash for MEN*

*actual scent: creamsicle

I like how people point out that if Bonesaw had defended his husband the match would've went 5 minutes and Uncle Ben would still be alive.

A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

Who would've thought that telling people they didn't need your console would kill your console

Wait a minute! I’m over the age of 15 I don’t have to care about Evangelion Discourse anymore

When a Spiny Shell is about to hit a racer in Mario Kart World, it aims for the center of their model before exploding. For small racers, e.g. Goomba, this results in a single frame where it fully envelops them, giving off the appearance of the shell itself driving the vehicle.

Agrias have u seen lucky number slevin its on tubi

I am not beating RE4R tonight

madly in love #shuyuka

YOU DID THIS

AND BEFORE I FORGET,

Lethe

A cat with a second, smaller head, says "Guys... I have something that I need to confess..." "I have like... only 3 speed" Two other cats are in front of a "GAY IS OKAY!" banner surrounded by confetti. One, wearing a "I <3 ?" shirt, is jinxed and disfigured with a torn tendon, holding a gay flag. The other, with a diagonal-oval head, a pa with a face on it, and a Mage collar, holds a cake.

finally getting off my ass and shitposting #Mewgenics

people think saving elixirs and never using them even after the boss fight is a funny video game thing but you realize that's just who you are as a person when you clean out your fridge and find a jar of sauce from 5 years ago