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Y'all won't believe what's happening next week

21.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anne Frank? No, see, frank starts with a consonant sound, like, not the sound of a vowel for those who don't know what consonant means, so it would technically be A Frank

07.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do even eat cottage cheese

03.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if instead of silksong it was called pilksong (like pepsi milk). I think that would be a better title personally

05.09.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Purple is like green but if it was purple

21.10.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what the smallest number I've never interacted with is, like a number I've never heard or seen written or spoken or even crossed my mind. What if all that applies to the number like, 200083, I'm sure I've never heard of that number before, and there's probably a smaller one out there for me

19.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢Twinkle twinkle chicken stars
How I wonder l-m-n-o-p
Q r s, skibidi
And then I got hit by 17 cars in a row
Now I know my a-b-cs
Next time won't you crash another car into me🎢

18.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scourge of reality

07.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The universe has a frame rate (planck time) and a graph to plot everything on (planck length), but what if there's a largest possible amount of time and possible graph, like the canvas and the max video length, like what if we're almost at the 10 minute mark of reality and we just don't know it yet

07.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the body tea, and sometimes the body pee πŸ₯€

04.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told a "Roe" is like a dear but not one, and I thought to myself "like how I'm like a human but not one!" but then I didn't say it outloud

21.09.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Tower of Table, it ever expands, watch it grow over Table of Time

20.09.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I be grammily,
Grammarly gramΓ‘r
Doth spoke the honeybringer,
After the ball

Peter Griffin,
Wears a shirt
Lemonade is
Made from lemon squirts

-John 2

15.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be the first to admit, horses

14.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if Made In Heaven was Your Mom In Heaven and she tragically passed away and we all were so sympathetic for you πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

14.09.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to Mexicans for inventing dead people (fun fact, that's why they have day of the dead, to honor Jose Deadpeople who was the inventor of dead people), it adds a lot to the world building

14.09.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What if pictures were evil pictures and they showed you nothing instead of something

I think that would be very scary and unsettling and probably unhealthy

09.09.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hardest boss in silksong.

Hardest boss in silksong.

I ate snacks and played Silksong all day I feel so evil and emperor and also um demure probably

I also really struggled with this fight

09.09.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Silksong is so cool cause one moment you're almost dead

09.09.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw creatures today, they favored their water to be without pepper and did not like when I prodded them with my various digits and/or tendrils, or perhaps they were shy

08.09.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Susan be Anthony
Scooby do be Doo
Michael be Jordan
Do you comprehend?

04.09.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Cart Ride For Corndog
#corndog

04.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life hits different when you have mental imagery cause I can rotate anyone I want in my head then explode them, this also is amazing for people you don't like, do it to them

03.09.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girlie pop at work today called my hair gorgeous

03.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My sooooooup isssssss goooone

My sooooooup isssssss goooone

Whether it's rain or shine, I know I'm fine for now, my soup's gone, my soup's goooone

03.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DanDaDan Thursdays

DanDaDan Thursdays

Sil Son is tomorro and also
Y tam ta tambien Dan Da Dan

03.09.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you had to eat a tree, would you use a fork, a spoon, or chopsticks

01.09.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What if the lizard went arf and moo instead of

29.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Science Rules, Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill

Science Rules, Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill

What if we called nebulae pop stars since that's how they're made

29.08.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if Wonder of U was Wonder of Poo, and then I got into five car crashes in a row for posting this

27.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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