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besides the point but my wife and I have also picked up 'Plurbs' to refer to the others and so i appreciate seeing the parallel thinking

05.12.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No NFL Game Has Ever Ended in a Score of 36–23 A scoreboard mystery

I wrote for @theatlantic.com about the NFL's baffling scoreboard mystery: Why has a game never ended 36-23? Join me (via gift link!) on this @nflscorigami.bsky.social quest w/help from @jonbois.bsky.social, Dave Mattingly, some Scorigami-loving academics, and more www.theatlantic.com/science/2025...

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Sethro Tull

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"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"

"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"

Mad Men 4K

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Watching the Zou Bisou Bisou episode of Mad Men in 4K and you can see a team of puppeteers manipulating Don Draper's hog like Jabba the Hutt

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actually the name is eh. i can't tell someone im going to "the tall tour" with a straight face. fun idea tho

02.12.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely a little hurt i only found out about this now

02.12.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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been working hard on a new beef that comes out friday and pretty proud of this one it's taken all my focus but i can finally kick my feet up and catch up on any news i've missed oh god damn it

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this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too

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bros before hose

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Key grip

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this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too

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Nodding along and glancing at everyone else as the credits roll on another Yorgos Lanthimos film. β€œYep. absolutely,” I say to nobody and a little too loudly

01.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its called the sopranos because the main guy is tony sopranos

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I’m a Republican congressperson or cabinet member and I just cooked dinner for my family. Here’s the picture of it I’ve chosen to share on the Internet. Bon appetit!

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Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says β€œJUST BE YOURSELF. :)”

27.10.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 808    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

Man I just wanna not have to keep sheepishly going back into the bedroom to tell my wife what I just showed her is fake and sucks actually

29.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tail of the Orange/white cat is the main thing, and back foot of the black cat at the end. But this had me fooled at first for sure

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How the Chiefs altered the NFL with one move
YouTube video by Secret Base How the Chiefs altered the NFL with one move

the Chiefs trading Alex Smith to make room for Patrick Mahomes seems like an obvious move in hindsight

at the time, it was a biiiiig big deal

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lE...

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I think plenty of it speaks to the state of the media, but an obvious one is that Vox and Vanity Fair barely investigated her and that she managed to commit an unforgivable journalistic crime before getting a book deal and walking into another prestige job, while plenty of others are being laid off

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kevin hart will be explaining the details very soon

27.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to announce that this Thanksgiving my family has partnered with Draft Kingsℒ️ where you can place bets on:
- will uncle dave be racist (-210)
- over/under on how long it takes it to get to Charlie Kirk (32.5 minutes)
- prop bets on who cries and why (Mom; too much wine/"all this fighting")

27.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, the crinkly little tin foil under the plastic lid? The one with the caked on bits of old dried sour cream that's made to be thrown away immediately? Why, of course I keep it on. Keeps things fresher, obviously

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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had β€œa bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc β€œit’s where the game is actually played”

24.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4907    πŸ” 1648    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 14

some guys get all the luck

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Storefront for β€œJaffar’s Halal Burgers”

Storefront for β€œJaffar’s Halal Burgers”

Daaamn, Aladdin had my guy down so bad he straight up started a small business

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