Ryan

A visibly tired woman opens her door to find a Marine in full dress. "No," she says through tears.
"Ma'am..."
"No... is it my son? Is it my boy??"
He removes his hat.
"There will likely be more. That's the way it is," he says as he draws air through his teeth. "Likely be more."

Becoming a drag king called Gary Bussy

Just remembered I got really stoned and made exactly one TikTok video over a year ago and then never logged in again lol

This clip of the lad Josh Rocks throwing a piping hot 9-darter on his premiere league debut in front of an absolute raving mad home town Belfast crowd goes so hard. My wife asked if I was okay after I watched this

you cannot expect me to take any story about Anthropic seriously when this man is clearly Phil Jennings running some sort of covert russian op

"Ooh honey it says we're staying in the 'E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial' suite... why are you making that face?"

in video game parlance we'd call this a re-spec. hell i'd do it. hell you'd do it too

90s nba pencils. Each is round and glossy with the team’s name, colors and logo

thinkin about thos pencils

'Yo Donnie thanks for doing that. Random thought: if you're ever thirsty you should try having a couple of those caffeinated Panera lemonades. Trust me'

We tried pitching that but Sales told us nobody eats those anymore 🤷‍♂️

“So when you’re planning the work trip to the Maury taping, what you’re gonna wanna do is…”

*being tortured. like you, reading my posts!

with all respect to anyone who died on one, i believe the very first few seconds of beyond tortured on a rack would feel pretty good! again, with all respect

Lots of good options - gotta go with “Let me grab my toolbox - AKA WALLET”

Dbj your insistence that shaq and the general dont have an obviously deep bond forged over years of slowly chipping away at their insecurities and eventually being vulnerable with each other really says a lot about you tbh

Falling asleep in front of the TV and waking up at 2am to an infomercial of you hawking Sid Bream merchandise

I remember hearing about this. Legend

It is a duty and a pleasure

Just remembered I got really stoned and made exactly one TikTok video over a year ago and then never logged in again lol

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you know Stan Kasten? The super-rich, super-successful president of the super-rich, super-successful LA Dodgers?

Wanna know how he got into sports management? It's gonna piss you off a little.

www.patreon.com/posts/stan-k...

in this post I explain the thing @ryansimmons.bsky.social and I are making which I am very very excited about

olympic hockey overtime rules

- three skaters per side
- first goal wins
- rink shrinks by 20% every two minutes

working on a @secretbase.bsky.social piece with @sethrosenthal.bsky.social that heavily features Ted Turner -- here's an archival clip w/ a british reporter who reminds him he doesnt have the money to buy CBS and ted basically responds "well yall got your ass kicked in dunkirk and bounced back" lol

they're calling him the most cross checked player in history

Getting taken to the blue tent in a Bellagio ballroom. Giving the thumbs up while I get carted past the Wheel of Fortune slots

and still alive!

aka the "jane fonda come get your man" section

working on a @secretbase.bsky.social piece with @sethrosenthal.bsky.social that heavily features Ted Turner -- here's an archival clip w/ a british reporter who reminds him he doesnt have the money to buy CBS and ted basically responds "well yall got your ass kicked in dunkirk and bounced back" lol

the youtube equivalent of "UGH -- you gotta smell this"

that opening crawl is basically 'ummm forget all that other shit'