Ryan

when I ask and you can, your training will be complete

you can’t pick me up

Fuckin “my controller was broken” ass excuse

A salute to all you HVAC guys out there, committed to having either no conversation at all, or the weirdest conversation I'll have in months, in my dining room

and scene

🎵 Simmer Down, My Ass (I Won't Simmer Down)

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

cool sora video

by 'less sophisticated' i mean just plugging stuff into my torrent client, but theres gotta be a way to get a fancy self-hosted arr stack going, or some such thing

thanks! i've got a whole setup going already for movies and tv, and a slightly less sophisticated one for games. just gettin salty on main

I think I will “Game Pass” on continuing to pay for this stuff and turn to pirating it all instead

Look im not continuing with you after this, and I really am sorry to have upset you, but I really just do not believe one’s own trauma or fear of reprisal justifies not reporting the eyewitness account of sexual assault of a *minor* at a work function under any circumstance. That’s really it!

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you should tell em the answer is apparently "because they didnt want to stop being famous actresses on TV"

okay so multi-millionaire tina fey was right to not report a minor being assaulted in front of her because of the topography of her work environment. got it 👍

Sorry, are we talking about the same thing? A 17-year-old girl was groped by Horatio Sanz in front of a bunch of his famous coworkers both male and female, none of them reported it, and I think they should be held to account. what's the problem here

I believe the named stars of a major television program, female or otherwise, have a legal and ethical obligation to report witnessing a sexual assault of a minor at a work party

Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, and Seth Meyers Witnessed Horatio Sanz Grope Jane Doe, New Filing Alleges Other SNL stars were allegedly also present.

In the interest of getting this correct, Poehler wasn't named; my bad. But I want to stress that Fey, along with Fallon, Dratch, Gasteyer, Rudolph, Tracy Morgan and Will Ferrell *literally watched* Horatio Sanz assault this girl www.humorism.xyz/tina-fey-wil...

?? I never said it was their “fault”, but they were explicitly named as bystanders and witnesses by the victim

similar to the way he kept his head down as he (and tina fey, and amy poehler) watched horatio sanz sexually assault an underage girl at an SNL afterparty, i bet

Really fun pod with a murderer's row of guests so far

Oh man this is an absolute all-timer

YouTube video by Secret Base THE FUTURE | SCORIGAMI, Part 4 of 4

if you didn't make it to the big screening in New York, the fourth and final part of SCORIGAMI premieres tonight on YouTube at 9PM ET

i guess if you were at the live screening you can still watch tonight but just be careful you don't overload your brain

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...

a weary city cries out for its heroes

Bombing my big stand-up special in front of a totally silent room of generals. "What else, what else. Bagram Air Force Base, we're going to do that again, okay? And we're going to do it the right way: through specific types of tattoos, and haircuts."

Man if I were active military and not a total psycho, I'd be so fucking embarrassed. Putting aside the obvious fascism happening, your guy is wandering around the stage in an ill-fitting suit like he's announcing an iPhone. Aimless loser shit

Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

which game? as a nearby resident i gotta check this out