Andrew Gelston

this is 100% a real post ? cause um, that kills the brand

time?

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Palate cleanser: youtu.be/tU8S13xYJNM

just kidding but it's good, aired last night

Don't deport John Oliver!

Pretty sure that is a direct quote but I don’t have a recording

It was the ‘we’re opening the straight’ cause we won bit

He wouldn’t know if they did but if the do/did we can handle it!

It’s really bad the only foreign leader whose opinion of our ‘excursion’ into Iran Trump mentioned is Putin

Seems expensive at best. And it's a different world then the 80s technology wise so those escorts aren't very comparable

I can't see why it would calm down unless Iran says 'ok' and let's tankers pass.

Or an escort literally works 95%+ of the time.

Who is that dude he literally doesn't know that a new session starts at 6pm

But would be an amazing heist movie script

Bloomberg hosts being idiots it's up since the speech started and they said it's down

whatever

peace, not happening

That was so short for him

$2

It won't go to $120 immediately buuuut

So the message is we won, no other change.

uh o

Up $1

Where's the polymarket!

how high can it go during the press conference

Someone start a polymarket!

Bloomberg has a live crude oil ticker onscreen next to trump

I don't control that, possibly

And that Vladimir Putin is "very impressed with what he saw."

(Worth noting higher oil prices help Putin with funding the Russian war machine.)

Iran has tomahawks? lol

it won't be overnight but .......

We have the greatest mine sweeping capabilities

Ok oil back to $120 !

"as we continue operation epic fury"

NO lasers are my thing damnit

2000 pound bombs is a weird thing to say

This is not an off ramp

This doesn't sound like an off ramp guys

He's live!

wait, that's a bad sign

a pause?! I thought the dow was over $50,000

Trump claims you need an ID to "go shopping"