Soup

This is probably the cutest thing I’ve been compared to ever :3

BUT YOUR POOR KNEES

DON’T FUCK UP YOUR KNEES MORE

"AO3 needs an algorithm!"

Babe, are you incapable of knowing what you like? Of taking a chance on fully tagged, rated and labelled stories? Do you only want to read what's popular with the masses? Not even bothering to learn tagging, search options etc. Demanding to be spoonfed curated content.

Mh maybe

Finally managed to take some half decent pictures on my shit phone. I’m very proud of these :3

What’s the crime this time?

Tax evasion, insurance fraud, assault and whatever it’s called when you insult an officer

A little????

To be fair I also send you shitposts sometimes

HE’S FINALLY HOME!! LETS GOOOOOO

:(

Tell him they need to come get me soon. Love Soup <3

She’s critical she needs F1 back, I don’t know how much longer she can take

Damn the sky looked real pretty today

Biblically accurate couple btw. Please only perceive me and @soup404.bsky.social like this from now on, thank you

We doooo! And we got the pink/green combo again

Eldritch horrors beyond your comprehension? You better believe it!

I look like a dumbass ranger that constantly bumps into things and sleeps in the trees, which is a fucking vibe.

I feel like something went very wrong here, but at least the scent is nice

Watching the Asian Lemans series with @soup404.bsky.social :D
Life is good, life is fun

@cyyu.bsky.social you cockblocked me you mf, dishonour on you and your cow

Best Valentines day ever, I shaved my wife’s head :)

Same difference

This makes me sound even more cringe than I already am..

I think I might have made a good suggestion

:( romance is dead folks

Nastiest side eye ever

Real

At least that bit I cannot believe my autistic man and me aren’t compatible