Bria Bryant

I woulda got my ass beat too I did not go to a “cry and sue” high school I went to an ass beating high school 😭

I was such a bitch in high school but I would have been sooo much worse without my mom’s good influence. I would have been like “I’m so sorry, I don’t argue with people whose GPA starts with a 3.”

I got blocked off an intentionally annoying dance moms take 😂

Oh, that’s cool! At what age did you start pretending to care about where Ohio is?

Yeah, I think it is actually now that I look into it! But I’m from California so it doesn’t really matter which of those little states over there are in which order

They’re also always showing b-roll of a cow in a field when they mention her, I guess to make a joke about how Cathy is from the middle of nowhere. but if you’re watching it from California both Pittsburgh, PA and Ohio are just random places lol so the joke doesn’t land

Abby on Dance Moms is always calling Cathy Wicked Witch of the Wherever and I can’t keep track because Californians don’t need to learn geography and I don’t know whether Ohio is East or West of Pennsylvania

“Respectfully please do not inbox me about Xavionne’s bday party location if I already sent you the details

if you cared you woulda remembered the 1st time ✌🏾nothing but love to my real fam”

An actual useful application of AI: figure out who my cousins’ Plethora of Baby Mamas are vaguebooking and sneak dissing online

A photo of the Spanish version of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad”, “Padre Rico, Padre Pobre”

New discord name just dropped

Anybody have a hookup for getting those high school planners they gave out in 2006? The ones with the holographic covers and spiral binding.

Bad dress rehearsal = good show

Lots of Figma comments and raised hands in crit = good final product shipped

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Can I filter my Instagram and Facebook feeds to NOT show me any content posted by my cousins’ plethora of various baby mamas unless the content in the post includes the baby’s name or a photo of the baby

Also I wonder if this is what my husband thinks about me when I’m in One Direction stan mode hahaha @taurean.bryant.land

Exciting! I hope you love it!

As fine as Meagan Good is can you IMAGINE if she wasn’t corny by association with the corniest men on earth

Their car might even require gas or not have an auto-park feature. be kind to everyone, you never know what kind of battles they’re facing

Sometimes I get impatient with people on the highway and then I remember they’re driving one of those old-fashioned cars with the blinker that you have to manually turn off after you complete your merge

Lmao a looot of my mama’s side of the family is in Elk Grove

Liiiiterally lol

4. San Francisco is has older moms. Younger grandmas incentivize more babies because of the assumption that grandma is spry and energetic enough to help with them

3. The physical space required for lots of kids is more abundant in Sac/Elk Grove/Citrus Heights. You’d need to be an actual millionaire to even rent a place with room for even 3 children in San Francisco or Berkeley, or poor enough to qualify for assistance

2. The lower cost of housing compared to the Bay Area allows adults to lease their own apartments younger. This provides the freedom and privacy to actually make the babies, without their parents over their shoulders

I think Elk Grove is the most fertile city in California for a couple reasons:

1. it’s too hot to be outside so there’s nowhere to be but indoors with the AC running, right next to your baby mama or baby daddy

I just heard the “I have one daughter” TikTok sound and on the one hand homie is dumb but on the other maybe he’s in Sacramento or Elk Grove

“This feature is depreciated” 😎

My favorite mispelling in tech right now is when people misspell “deprecating / deprecated”

I also just don’t know what the “propaganda” piece would even be?? It’s in poor taste and intentionally provocative but who the hell’s takeaway from the damn jeans commercial is “everyone should reproduce more blonde hair and blue eyes” and not just “this one actress happens to be hot”

I do think that someone somewhere is getting paid to be outraged over the American Eagle ad and that is translating to people who are not getting paid also being outraged