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an adjustable wrench on a blue background with the words righty tighty above it ALT: an adjustable wrench on a blue background with the words righty tighty above it

Righty tighty lefty loosey isn’t being taught in our Catholic schools because of the extreme sexual connotations @duncanjcraig.bsky.social @

Blood 🩸 in my poop 💩 and I can’t pee 🌨️
I’m just tryin to be who I’m destined 🙏 to be
And Kiki’s 🐈‍⬛ tryin to take my lyfe away
Many poops 💩 many many many many 💩 poops
Diarrhea fallin out of me, 💩 in my eyes 👀 and I can’t see,
@duncanjcraig.bsky.social

It’s loud enough to fart in here

Illegals

Panera Bread chili is too spicy
@thefrysh.bsky.social

#FAA #OVERSOLDFLIGHTS not one but 2 firefighters?

My healthcare directive has been amended to say that I cannot be visited by a Pop-Tarts mascot while hospitalized because I will assume that this is what my grim reaper looks like.

Big Washington State Fan Tonight!!! LFGGGGGGGG

Greg Gumbel, legendary CBS broadcaster, dies at 78 Gumbel's family said he died of cancer after more than 50 years of broadcasting.

Who tf would want him dead?!

www.yahoo.com/sports/greg-...

Dick van dyke is alive but think of all those we’ve lost!

Trying to get my 2 year old daughter to say, Andele andele mami, E.I, E.I (uh-oh)

Keep shooting!

He said he loved me @1999huskies.bsky.social @uconn.bsky.social @uconn6thborough.bsky.social @duncanjcraig.bsky.social

Nice planters! The planters are like the bread on a sandwich, so important, never overlook the importance of bread.

JFC nobody told me

Someone named dishwasher mechanical weapon Kelly, cheated on a pretty lady who’s always soaking wet?!?! Is this a Thruple?

The quality of stickers has really improved since I was a kid

Mysterious crunch wrap supreme wrapper

a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying `` say my name '' . ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying `` say my name '' .

@fantasynflnews.bsky.social @nfldraftscout.bsky.social

Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name

a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying `` say my name '' . ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying `` say my name '' .

@fantasynflnews.bsky.social @nfldraftscout.bsky.social

Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) on LinkedIn: Pacific giant salamanders are undefeated in staring contests. Their… | 18 comments Pacific giant salamanders are undefeated in staring contests. Their secret weapons are those fanning gills, which let them breathe underwater and distract… | 18 comments on LinkedIn

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💨 Safety, No Blitz

She spent the whole summer into fall in our Basil plant, and left just before the first frost to lay her egg sack in a safe place nearby.

#Mantis #basil #gardener #pestcontrol #bigmomma #Bugs #preyingmantis