Natalie :)

Just went outside and there aren’t enough degrees out there

Life is just making it through each day until it's finally "phone in bed" time.

Personally, the mental illness x neurodivergence combo is what did it

I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

Vodka

If we stop having egotistical man-children, there will be no more billionaires

dear diary,

how does one become a full-time novelist with no financial woes? asking for me.

xoxo

I’ve never been clocked so fast in my life

Either my Chinese spy is in cahoots with blue sky or the conservatives haven’t found their way here yet…

Instagram is for posting once in a blue moon so that everyone knows I’m still kicking, not for real life stuff

I was raised on ✨iconic vine compilations✨ and I imagine a similar option will become available soon

It was nice while it lasted

And I just think that really captures the type of person I am

Been on here for like an hour, and the first three people I’ve followed are Hank Green, Mary Gillis, and the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District