Crow

TIL that the term “groupie” and “roadie” are VERY different things.

😭😭

OCASIO-CORTEZ STATEMENT ON TRUMP'S COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAN "The American people are once again dragged into a war they did not want by a president who does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions. This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic. "Just this week, Iran and the United States were negotiating key measures that could have staved off war. The President walked away from these discussions and chose war instead.President Trump flippantly acknowledged the possibility of American casualties, stating "that often happens in war.' "Mr. President: this was not an inevitability. This is a deliberate choice of aggression when diplomacy and security were within reach. Stop lying to the American people. "Violence begets violence. We learned this lesson in Iraq. We learned this lesson in Afghanistan. And we are about to learn it again in Iran. Bombs have yet to create enduring democracies in the region and this will be no different. "In moments of war, our Constitution is unambiguous: Congress authorizes war. The President does not. I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

A translated comment on rednote on one of my videos reads: “拉屎很大坨 commented on your note Sister, beautiful lady, I allow you to cut me down with one strike. I'm just a dragon knight, I'm willing to die under your sword and shield”

rednote more like rizznote holy hell

I've been off social media for 10 minutes ...

"time heals all wounds" wrong. sepsis

I CANT BELIEVE THE POKEMON COMPANY JUST G-NOTED ME

PokeRogue has taken over my life

Cover of super Mario bros the movie the novelization

Brooklyn, today The street was lined with five-story brick tene-ments. Metal fire escapes crisscrossed their fronts. Women leaned on windowsills, watching children play in the street. Busy shoppers went in and out of bakeries, cleaners, and candy stores. Inside one of the buildings, in a small apart-ment, a short, solidly built man sat at a wooden desk, talking on the phone. He wore a light-blue work shirt and khaki pants. His name was Mario Mario, and like his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather before him, he sported a thick black mustache. Mario hung up the phone and jumped to his feet. "Hey, Luigi!" he shouted to his brother. "We got a broken dishwasher at the Bella Napoli restaurant." Luigi Mario was lying on the couch in the living room, staring at the TV. He was wearing a white T-shirt, white jeans, and a white baseball cap backward on his head. Luigi was taller and better looking than Mario, and unlike his…

Owning physical media is important

I’m so ADHD I somehow managed to misplace my copy of Salt, Fat, Acid Heat. that is a BIG-ASS BOOK

Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut ‘I Grew All That,’ Man Marvels

Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut https://theonion.com/man-proud-of-hair-on-ground-after-haircut/

Misogynistic weebs in science fiction have ruined us.

wh— in PUBLIC?

they all glowed

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

one must eat hot chip before learning to lie

Lmfao

i think we all need to normalize just being comfortable with giving earnest compliments without weird caveats. if your friend does something cool, tell them it’s cool. i don’t necessarily thrive on compliments, but it does means a lot if a friend goes out of their way to say something kind to me.

Sorry. Turf war.

Pat pat pat

Awesome

dinosaur park, rapid city, south dakota, 1987

dinosaur park, rapid city, south dakota, 1987

not many can handle a God

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

The number of times I would be the only person at a government meeting, or dragging my ass out to cover an event or crime scene after hours for fuck all pay. Local reporters and news outlets are a public service and should be treated as such

unbelievable

the evil of ignorance

I know I buy far too many books but I like to think that lining the walls of my house with them wards off evil in some deeply important way.

Note from my notebook (2016). Nothing has changed.

I knew Sabrina Carpenter’s music was horny but I didn’t know it was THIS horny

WHO WILL WIN THE BLOWJOB BATTLE