Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD

Sunset at the beach; the orange-golden sun is sandwiched between a cloud later and the ocean; the clouds are indistinct, peach and grey

A beautiful ending to a shit month. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, August.

found a looseleaf sheet with my son's handwriting titled "We Didn't Start The Fire 2025" and the first line is "crypto, spongebob, got my dick caught in the gun safe". the rest of the page is blank.

Only the best for Americans 😤

But did you get it at Walmart and is it actually a plunger

Why is everything so bad

They handily agreed to pose where the carpet could not be seen 😅

The sweating is truly one of the worst things about flying.

This is an interesting time to be reading all the pandemic sci-fi I've been consuming over the last three months....

Griddle, a short-haired tabby cat, cuddling in a round cat bed with Puddles, a long-haired calico; they are both hiding their faces from the horrors

Your alt text is hilarious 😂 I won't look at your carpet if you won't look at mine. Here's some more cats.

@paleowin.bsky.social This is relevant to your interests.

@moderation.bsky.app The cat tax has not been paid. Something must be done.

a cartoon of a woman packing a suitcase with a picture of abraham lincoln on the wall Alt: a cartoon of a woman dressed like a cheap hooker packing a suitcase that won't close

God stuffing me full of insecurities and ADHD

As if the DQ workers are gonna be sharing their molly and cocaine in this economy

Make ass*ssination great again

I am really really tired and what I saw was "22 pelicans shot" and literally almost started crying before my brain caught up to my eyes

I know I'm months late to the party but the second season of Andor seems to really just be ICE IN SPAAACE (SPACE Space space space....)

The only law of the land is consume

Are we still talking about the hundreds of kidnapped men in the Cecot concentration camp or what

I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.

Am I manic or just reacting to my ADHD meds after skipping them for a week: a saga

Eh they've been doing this forever *gestures vaguely at the Crusades and Inquisition

YODA: yoda my name is

LUKE: how do you spell it

YODA: *starts sweating*

Why are so many girls out here faking cancer though

I really fucking want this. I have a family member who recently committed suicide and there was a direct link to ChatGPT usage. Put his ass in a deep dark dank hole. Preferably with scorpions.

Admittedly I am a huge fan of John Bolton's moustache

I told you not to take everything I say clitorally

The economy is in shambles

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.