The Ol' Cactus Fella

If Hooters rebranded to Whooties they could capitalize on the popularity of butts and also keep the owl mascot.

Nasty!! Not cool!

Andrew Cuomo when it comes to getting endorsements from pedophiles:

I hope this is a major learning lessons game and they pull their heads out of their butts.

Sissy Donald Trump of failing United States President and owner of a terrible economy has a problem - the United States is no longer hot and has lost the mandate of heaven.

Free idea for any restaurants out there: Gummy Bear Soup

Referring to midnight as dark noon.

Bad news everyone. The dancing guy from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones was skanking so hard that he fell off the stage into the orchestra pit and died. He was 40 years old.

Blade, Dark City and The Matrix are all part of that leather zeitgeist and pair well together.

I heard if you watch the Joker while already Jokerfied, it turns you back to normal because of how twisted it is.

My wife's only hall pass is the Mucinex Boogerman.

I juiced the post.

You are a Doctor of hits.

I'm stupid, I stink, I wear a barrel with suspenders for clothing and I vote.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

The Biden press conference took so long to start because the mortician who did his makeup was running late.

I've bet my life savings on one of these old mummies shitting their pants tonight, and I'm feeling very good about it.

[Sung to Alice in Chains Man in the Box] I am a poop in a butt

I am interacting with this most wonderful post.

I can't believe Jesse ate 20 cupcakes covered in Slimer's cum.

They call me King Ralph cause when I see a royal it makes me puke.

I have impasta syndrome. I see pasta and I'm eating it.

More like Butt Turdy.

I thought this was Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, but this is also cool.

The woke left gave me a hate name - Butt Stinkington - just because I believed in grinding up undesirables in a giant cartoon meat grinder. That is not my name. My name is Butt Smellington and I will not be silenced!

At English Taco Bells they boil the tacos.

Flunking out of medical school because I won't stop saying that pee is stored in the balls.

There are a handful of actual wrestling journalists and then the rest are the most brain dead marks on the planet.

I'm thinking this is the year I finally get a cloaca.

This is the year that I make bindles sexy.