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31 | she/her, it/its | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ฮ˜ฮ” | coyote | i am literally an animal

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"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"

07.07.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A framed photo on a shelf of a happy-looking coyote with three pups, and a speech bubble from offscreen saying "She's an odd one, but I'm still proud of my daughter."

A framed photo on a shelf of a happy-looking coyote with three pups, and a speech bubble from offscreen saying "She's an odd one, but I'm still proud of my daughter."

It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo.

wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !

31.03.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2677    ๐Ÿ” 669    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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its gay little freak paws Friday

27.06.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2333    ๐Ÿ” 680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today

23.06.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck

22.06.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design

02.06.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1470    ๐Ÿ” 395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

whatre u supposed to do if u order stuff from someone online and never got it? not sure if it just never got sent out to me or if i messed up on my end or what

02.06.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An orange, white and black poster promoting โ€œspecies transitioningโ€ with a small card in the top left corner that reads โ€œEXPERIENCESโ€.

Below is a list of โ€œpersonal accountsโ€, first being a silhouette of an anthro fox

โ€œโ€˜โ€”โ€˜, FOX, 24
"I think... I'm really glad with my results from this treatment. I've spent so long wishing to become this version of myself, and i never actually thought any of this could be real... I still remember me and my friends' reaction to the headline claiming 'they did it. there's this new medicine. [.] No, I don't have any regrets with this. I wish they were able to invent the stuff sooner.โ€โ€

The second account has a picture of the silhouette anthro wolf 

โ€œโ€˜โ€”โ€˜, WOLF, 32โ€
"These last few years have been amazing. They don't tell you how good any of this actually feels watching your body shift overtime I...] Nothing compares. I can't recommend it enough. My mate and I are planning on going all the way, we think."โ€œ

The third account has a silhouette of a feral coyote

โ€œโ€˜โ€”โ€˜, COYOTE, โ€”
"WWRRAAWRRFF.. RAERRWR-RRRRARR,
RRRRRERRRR WWRRARRRRR WRRGHF.
RRRRR!โ€ฆโ€

Text below reads โ€œ*some info redacted as per personal request.โ€

Further below is text that says โ€œ CHANGE TODAY - 555-0184โ€

The background features solid white trees and an orange sky.

An orange, white and black poster promoting โ€œspecies transitioningโ€ with a small card in the top left corner that reads โ€œEXPERIENCESโ€. Below is a list of โ€œpersonal accountsโ€, first being a silhouette of an anthro fox โ€œโ€˜โ€”โ€˜, FOX, 24 "I think... I'm really glad with my results from this treatment. I've spent so long wishing to become this version of myself, and i never actually thought any of this could be real... I still remember me and my friends' reaction to the headline claiming 'they did it. there's this new medicine. [.] No, I don't have any regrets with this. I wish they were able to invent the stuff sooner.โ€โ€ The second account has a picture of the silhouette anthro wolf โ€œโ€˜โ€”โ€˜, WOLF, 32โ€ "These last few years have been amazing. They don't tell you how good any of this actually feels watching your body shift overtime I...] Nothing compares. I can't recommend it enough. My mate and I are planning on going all the way, we think."โ€œ The third account has a silhouette of a feral coyote โ€œโ€˜โ€”โ€˜, COYOTE, โ€” "WWRRAAWRRFF.. RAERRWR-RRRRARR, RRRRRERRRR WWRRARRRRR WRRGHF. RRRRR!โ€ฆโ€ Text below reads โ€œ*some info redacted as per personal request.โ€ Further below is text that says โ€œ CHANGE TODAY - 555-0184โ€ The background features solid white trees and an orange sky.

25.05.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 903    ๐Ÿ” 305    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
a 2 panel comic of myself stimming and then POOF!! become dog....

a 2 panel comic of myself stimming and then POOF!! become dog....

the dogtism experience #eggucart

06.05.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2806    ๐Ÿ” 810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead

13.05.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i love coyotes so much

01.05.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"if you were forklift certified i'd be makin it shake all over your thingy"

01.05.2025 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody is me I guess

27.04.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"

26.04.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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colored pencils

18.04.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3033    ๐Ÿ” 956    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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"how are you?"

Gwฤ›รธฤ™รธล™ล™ล™ฤ›ล

"mYeah~?"

12.04.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 747    ๐Ÿ” 298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.

16.04.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized

12.04.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1430    ๐Ÿ” 412    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
a poem, reading as follows:

	please bless the poor coyote
	who lives where we say she shouldn't
	nosing through the garbage piles
	that rot along the freeway

	please aid the stray coyote
	and keep her from the trapper's snare
	pray she sniffs out all the poison
	pray she lives to run away

	please guide the lost coyote
	bless and keep her as she wanders
	may she always come back home
	may it all turn out okay

	please feed this gaunt coyote
	may she carry a full litter
	of five to eight pups or more
	who live to raise their own one day

	pray for the sly coyote
	may she rest in sunny places
	and run in open fields
	and may she never want for prey

	please love the dear coyote
	who lived when we said she couldn't
	may all her years be kind to her
	may she go gently on her way

a poem, reading as follows: please bless the poor coyote who lives where we say she shouldn't nosing through the garbage piles that rot along the freeway please aid the stray coyote and keep her from the trapper's snare pray she sniffs out all the poison pray she lives to run away please guide the lost coyote bless and keep her as she wanders may she always come back home may it all turn out okay please feed this gaunt coyote may she carry a full litter of five to eight pups or more who live to raise their own one day pray for the sly coyote may she rest in sunny places and run in open fields and may she never want for prey please love the dear coyote who lived when we said she couldn't may all her years be kind to her may she go gently on her way

"please bless the poor coyote"
poetry or something. 2025.

10.04.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1134    ๐Ÿ” 494    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago

08.04.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

question for guitar players:

i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.

06.04.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333

06.04.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thats damn true

02.04.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The Defiance of Coyotes How To Survive When Everyone Hates You

Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven

An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things

28.03.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 768    ๐Ÿ” 257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

its crazy how much time there is in the day when i dont spend it all playing games or watching videos

31.03.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wawawa

25.03.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1313    ๐Ÿ” 438    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

thats scroomf... ,๐Ÿ˜ญ

23.03.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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