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@cookerpatrol.bsky.social

Hobbies : tall tales, alcohol and parody

186 Followers  |  178 Following  |  58 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.896

Latest posts by cookerpatrol.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just taking a break from finding fuckwits on the other site

18.03.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of them I was quite serious about so I only ate vegetarian or vegan in front of her. The other were casual or vegan for environmental reasons so no problem eating steaks in their company. But only being able to go to restaurants with vegan options is a real drag. And no vegan is cooking meat πŸ˜‚

18.03.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep on dating vegans despite constantly swearing not to. It’s painful. Maybe I’m a masochist.

18.03.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who’s gonna tell him?

26.12.2024 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US is so fucked

25.12.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only ones offended are those who can’t play victim when nobody gets upset by being greeted with Merry Christmas. I do wish you all a Happy Festivus though!

25.12.2024 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that they don’t understand that drug companies compete against each other to produce the e most efficacious drugs.

23.12.2024 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why don’t the people who believe this stay home and cure their own heart attacks and strokes?

23.12.2024 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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My book is being made into a musical. Best Christmas present ever.

21.12.2024 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We need more everyday people piloting planes

11.12.2024 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FFS these ivermectin spruikers are like vermin

11.12.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the same fuckers who promote raw milk.

10.12.2024 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They really kneecapped a lot of Covid treatments like HCQ and IVM by not testing them properly in combination with standing on one leg for 5 minutes or pinching the nose for 2 minutes.

05.12.2024 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

03.12.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Wachowskis, the directors of the Matrix intended the films to be read as a trans narrative. The red pill that Neo takes opens his eyes to the truth that he is living in a simulation. The red pill's color is similar to estrogen pills, which were commonly prescribed in the 1990s.

30.11.2024 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck me dead. I just replied to one of my own posts thinking it was Harry Fisher. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

29.11.2024 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Would like to see if any fools picked the $500 option

28.11.2024 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US are fucked

27.11.2024 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Called it 4 days ago πŸ˜‰

27.11.2024 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah. Just made me consider deleting some messages from previous exes now.

26.11.2024 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You keep screenshots of all your messages with people you date? 😲

26.11.2024 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Poor poppet

26.11.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go blues

25.11.2024 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone’s phimosis suddenly got really bad

25.11.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not quite

25.11.2024 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How the fuck do these people become so stupid?

25.11.2024 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not many on this platform mate

25.11.2024 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cried suddenly

24.11.2024 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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