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J. M. Johnson

@phlagm.bsky.social

Indie game developer. Professor of video game development. Former physicist. Cat dad. http://jeremymilesjohnson.com

346 Followers  |  828 Following  |  412 Posts  |  Joined: 22.02.2024
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Yeah, why don’t we all just eat oxtails and pork belly?

27.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you guessed? @beetlemoses.bsky.social will be a STAPLE! guest! 4/11-12 Mabee Ballroom, St. Ed's, ATX!

Beetle Moses (Harris Fishman) is a webcomic artist & illustrator whose surreal humor and vibrant visual voice have made him one of the most distinctive figures in digital cartooning today.

15.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My core self is the average of the Angry Beavers

10.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification?

You guys sold me lawn darts when I was 10.

10.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally got around to leaving that 1 Star review of Chef Ryan's in Uvalde, TX. If more people had eaten there, THAT would be the tragedy the place is known for.

09.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched the Lonesome Dove miniseries from the 80s. The ending was a real wiff.

05.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My thumb is almost totally healed after the break, but I have a weird hypersensitivity in it now. I can quite clearly feel my fingerprints with it.

02.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Come get some!"

02.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TFA is working! My account is so safe that I can't even get the second factor to be set up!

02.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FYI: Wolverine’s name is James.

01.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

31.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 25753    πŸ” 5697    πŸ’¬ 819    πŸ“Œ 732

I have owned Tak for a while and not played it. I played it last night for the first time and HOLY SHIT it was great. James Ernest has done it again. Wow.

30.01.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should all be making these videos

29.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The Two-Factor Authentication at work keeps getting more annoying and less secure. Now to log in, I put my finger on my computer two times in a row.

28.01.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally stopped playing when it didn’t know β€œnictitating”

28.01.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To the zillenial running this, β€œshady” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

28.01.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody wants anything to do with your game until it turns out to be cool, and then they won’t leave you alone… I assume

28.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I spent the frozen weekend watching a combination of Tommy Lee Jones movies and Legal Drama movies. There is a large overlap between those two as well.

27.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a second opinion from a different condiment

24.01.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

20.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21492    πŸ” 5123    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3560

Ugh. Glad to finally be home. My brother reached out from beyond the grave to have me spend a half hour in a border patrol holding area in the middle of a 15 hour drive

05.01.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became, because of you." *boing*

22.12.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans: It's comorbin' time!

22.12.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I see AI use in an ad, I just assume that they put an equivalent amount of care into the thing they’re selling

13.12.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, every accusation is a confession.

13.12.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peter’s Laws of Acquisition

06.12.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cookies stacked in such a way that they look like cock and balls

Cookies stacked in such a way that they look like cock and balls

Is it just me or…

01.12.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Axl Rose in the cold November Rain lamenting that nothing lasts forever

Axl Rose in the cold November Rain lamenting that nothing lasts forever

30.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

28.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't know who needs to hear this but "funny" negative Steam reviews hurt developers.

"I haven't seen my wife and kids in 6 days after starting to play this game" - Negative review

It's not good y'all.

27.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3