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Pizza is not fungible. Opinions are my own.

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01.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5992    πŸ” 969    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 32

Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers

17.02.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5403    πŸ” 1059    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 22

I think it’s time to acknowledge the real problem. We’re in a bitchassness epidemic.

14.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 860    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 16

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓ­nos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 20663    πŸ” 5283    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 179

Me booing the ring commercials at the function.

09.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regressive local taxation was always a bad idea. Do it as a progressive state income tax (even just for PDX residents) and people would be happy.

09.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.

08.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 912    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

02.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8507    πŸ” 2670    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 92

El dinero no da la felicidad, pero te hace impune si cometes delitos.

02.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 757    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 4
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W.H.A.T. A. B.U.R.N.!

The city of Minneapolis and its residents were formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

01.02.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6863    πŸ” 1177    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 92

I told some friends that the labor march would not get gassed based on size and time (huge, Saturday afternoon.) I continue to be proven naΓ―ve.

02.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"

02.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2108    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 37
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Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

01.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12669    πŸ” 6185    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 440

β€œIt’s all databases dude” - a thing I just said to my boss during a checkin.

30.01.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cousin texted me about ICE patrolling her apartment complex, and how a bunch of kids won’t go to the bus stop anymore. This is terror. And, as usual, the children will suffer most.

22.01.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

We're canvassing on inaturalist. πŸͺΆ 🐣

20.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Came here to say this - Peter on Keep It would be a dream come true.

21.01.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

20.01.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20253    πŸ” 5382    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 144

It’s BEEN abolish ICE and any dem running in 26/28 better act like it.

18.01.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Earned Wage Payday Loans are Loans, Despite CFPB’s Claim Courts Have Unanimously Rejected Claims that Payday Loan Apps Do Not Offer Loans and That Their Fees Are Not Finance Charges WASHINGTON – The advisory opinion issued today by the Consumer Financial Pr...

Earned wage payday loans are loans, and just like traditional payday loans they trap consumers in a cycle of debt. Just because the CFPB says loans are not loans doesn’t make them safe for people living paycheck to paycheck - NCLC's Lauren Saunders
www.nclc.org/earned-wage-...

22.12.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo

22.12.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1114    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10

"And then I said 'You want some chicken? You ain’t getting it here, bro!'" πŸͺΆ

09.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New auto-response just dropped: β€œWe understand you have questions, but we do not have answers and do not handle legal inquiries.” Thanks Politico/anon ED staffer.

08.12.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?

21.11.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6374    πŸ” 1642    πŸ’¬ 264    πŸ“Œ 256
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Scam Calls Are Getting Worse: Here’s Why β€” What A Day This week, a court filing showed that the Trump Administration has declared the current funding structure for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau to be illegal. The agency was created in the wake...

Today’s ep: overcast.fm/+AA5fldndBSA

14.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What A Day | Crooked Media

Everyone should hear about the CFPB: crooked.com/podcast-seri...

14.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oregon took advantage of the very short period where SNAP distribution was legal and goddam does that make me a proud Oregonian.

07.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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NEWS β€” The Oregon Department of Human Services has issued 100% of November SNAP benefits, per an alert on their website. I've received reports that the funds have already hit recipients' EBT accounts.

www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...

07.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4852    πŸ” 1222    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 109

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

05.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 18612    πŸ” 4821    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 188
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Washington County declares emergency over increased ICE activity Hillsboro, Washington County set aside a combined $400,000 to help communities impacted by immigration arrests.

Oregon’s most diverse county, Washington County, declared a state of emergency this week because of increased immigration enforcement that has cloaked much of the community in fear over the past few weeks.

06.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3