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They/He/She— newlywed 😍kevi🥰 Love something, anything and Just Keep Growing 🌷

11 Followers  |  15 Following  |  79 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.4956

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Outside doing outside shit.

12.08.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so happy. I mean life is hard as shit, but I made some of the best decisions of my life in the past few years. Kevin is a big one, god I’m glad I didn’t choose a toxic friend over him.

24.05.2025 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today was a damn good day. 🧡

04.05.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I rewatched our wedding video today.🥹🥰

30.04.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today was a pretty good last day off. I love my boys, and waffles.

30.04.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been in love for 3 years today. 🥰😍 Kevin is my favorite person ever

16.04.2025 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Time for Moana 2!!!

13.03.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My baby went back to sleep so I went out to get us breakfast and smoothies ❤️🥰

07.03.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike got me man. But it’s okay, I don’t need to spend money on stupid shit that every big box store has.

28.02.2025 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re a tattoo artist and you just tell me “let’s tattoo you this day this time and it’s gonna be $200-400” I will be like ok yes. 😂😂😂

28.02.2025 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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So… I guess I gotta do more shadow work…and trust the universe again…cause I’m not always right. 🤣 OK FINE

22.02.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not afraid to die by the “king’s” hand.

20.02.2025 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Changing your bong water and smoking a fresh bowl is a spiritual experience. Take care of yourself today. Change your bong water. Love you 😘

18.02.2025 13:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Little bit of life lately.

15.02.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The men are so upset with me here. GOOD IM SO FUCKING GLAD. Hahahahahahaha

04.02.2025 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I eat vegetarian alternatives I feel amazing. I wish it wasn’t so expensive. But maybe it’s time to make a change again? Take a meat break? Idk

27.01.2025 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kevin’s watching SpongeBob and I am in love with the best nerd.

26.01.2025 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kevin asked me what my favorite video game was as a kid…and well, he found it and we played it. I’m still trash at video games, but I love my wife. ❤️😎

24.01.2025 13:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apricity, the warmth of sun in winter. It’s you- my sun in winter ❄️☀️🥰

22.01.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being in love with your best friend is the best thing ever. And being married to them is even better.

18.01.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I told kevi I wasn’t hungry and he purposely made too much food so I would eat it 😂🤣😂 it’s like he’s my wife or something.

14.01.2025 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ozzy is a puppy on crack this morning lmao I hate being up early sometimes but he’s so happy we get to play so it balances out.

13.01.2025 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The webs we weave, it’s never love lost. Every person you touch, sticks. When the thread breaks, it vibrates through us all. Rest easy, and to those left in your web— spin anew, heal and grieve. Death crawls in and out of our lives, spiders are a sign of a healthy home. Death is promised to us all.

11.01.2025 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Early mornings are my thing… I guess? I get shit done son.

05.01.2025 14:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love dreaming about 2 of the worst humans I’ve ever known in the same dream. Gtfo, Brian!!

04.01.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New game: how baked can I get while I bake this potato for dinner? 😎

04.01.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hi, I’m very hot. 🥵

01.01.2025 07:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On this episode of things I thought I’d hate but actually love: Star Trek TNG….idk why I didn’t think I’d like it…but I love it now and Kevin pauses it when I go to grab snacks or anything lol 😂 🥰

30.12.2024 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying so hard to be nice to myself today. I feel like garbage. Tgifridays everyone lol

20.12.2024 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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