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@kristalitoschutz.bsky.social

Canadian// Chilean ⛓️bleeeeeggggghhh⛓️ ☆~they//them//she//her~☆ your local chaotic barista

11 Followers  |  22 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 14.01.2025  |  1.59

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24.02.2025 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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21.02.2025 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My stomach tries to kill me if I eat foods that have food in them.

20.02.2025 23:20 — 👍 160    🔁 21    💬 16    📌 2

I stretched and my whole body cracked like a glow stick .

19.02.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make bachelor apartments affordable again!!!!

18.02.2025 12:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

itching for a new tattoooooo

15.02.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wahhhhhooooo💫

14.02.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of pokemon firered/leafgreen, a Chansey in the safari zone being angry

Screenshot of pokemon firered/leafgreen, a Chansey in the safari zone being angry

close up of chansey’s face in firered/leafgreen

close up of chansey’s face in firered/leafgreen

08.02.2025 13:59 — 👍 4532    🔁 669    💬 50    📌 41
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my pup was taking a poo when I took this 💫

08.02.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If your joints are making weird noises, make louder noises to assert dominance

06.02.2025 13:01 — 👍 518    🔁 91    💬 21    📌 16

why is leaving the house now not a good time 👀

04.02.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💫 internally screaming 💫

03.02.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

✨ naturally disgruntled ✨

01.02.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People without at least one chronic illness make me nervous. What are you so healthy about?

01.02.2025 13:11 — 👍 250    🔁 35    💬 14    📌 3
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock

27.01.2025 17:22 — 👍 5549    🔁 789    💬 74    📌 39

Omg I'm screaming 😭✨️

28.01.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my fiancé makes magical bread, all vegan tooo ✨️🥖🥐🍞

28.01.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

toot toot

27.01.2025 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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don't forget to hydrate today friends, doesn't need to be water but just a friendly reminder ~
#hydrate #makeup #pierced #wooowie

23.01.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well, i've learned that if you sleep with your head towards the window, you'll get night terrors that almost feel real , weee🌈

23.01.2025 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
holding the book DUNE in front of a flower wall decor ✨️

holding the book DUNE in front of a flower wall decor ✨️

#firstbookoftheyear #dune

22.01.2025 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think a decent percentage of my blood stream is monster energy at this point

19.01.2025 15:17 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I screamed , it'll be so funny to see how fast most people catch on too

19.01.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If/when Donald declines beyond the point of competency or passes away, they're just going to Weekend At Bernie's him as long as possible.

19.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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how my fiance & i felt while being at Costco for the first time 👀

19.01.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dunno what my organs are going through today, but my burps sound like growls to a grindcore song 🫧

19.01.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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did my first cold plunge ever the other day & holy moly my body was beyond happy, 10000% would recommend if you're able to do it 🫧
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#piercing #weightedearrings #green #greenhair #slaughtertoprevail #coldplunge #wahhooo #thisisme #hello #coolbeans

16.01.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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