Steve B.

Listening to Saxon's 1985 album "Innocence Is No Excuse" and now I feel like cruising around my neighborhood in a Camaro Z28 with a cigarette pack rolled up in my sleeve.

(I neither drive nor smoke so I guess I'll just keep working)

Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT SOME PEOPLE NEVER EAT DOG SHIT... SOME DO. God can see and hear everything so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat. He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit. The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life! THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES "DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN" PARTS I AND II PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

Nooooo, not Gus's! I went there not too long ago and it was yummy. I'd been planning to go back soon.

LMAO Kristi Noem, get rekt

Football is life! Cristo Fernandez from 'Ted Lasso' trying out for USL team Cristo Fernandez, who plays Dani Rojas in "Ted Lasso," is on trial with USL Championship side El Paso Locomotive, per multiple reports.

Cristo Fernandez, who plays Dani Rojas in "Ted Lasso," is on trial with USL Championship side El Paso Locomotive, per multiple reports.

Go Bears

Tomorrow! Join us for the Freedom Run and Community Wellness Festival. Over 600 runners have signed up so far! The race starts and ends at Raimondi Park where there will be a free festival. freedom-run.org

*sigh* good job, BART

AND NOW THE TRANSBAY BUSES ARE DELAYED

I’m waiting in a long-ass line at 20th and Broadway in Oakland for the Transbay bus. The line is around the corner and extending north along Broadway. It could take *several* buses to meet the service demand right now.

Seriously, BART. This kind of shit should NOT be happening as you’re begging taxpayers for yet more money.

Maybe this malatang will fix me

Johnny Gaudreau’s kids

🥹🥹🥹 Johnny Gaudreau’s kids

HOLY SHIT 🇺🇸 🏒 🥇

LMAO Stanfurd get rekt

I dunno who no. 52 on Stanfurd is, but he has a very bright future … in masonry

Watching Stanford players consistently propelling the ball into the stands with no teammate near enough to vaguely make a play on it is Extremely My Shit

Go Bears! 🚫🌲🚫

She’s gonna be PISSED when I turn the heater off

Fortune cookie that says “You will be inspired to create your masterpiece today”

I’m just trying to get through the day TBH

⚾️ Cal at Santa Clara. Will the rain be so kind as to hold off long enough to get this one in?

On this anointed Day of Love, my heart yearns for hockey fights

(*extreme Nancy Sinatra voice*)

IDK, giving up seven runs in an inning seems less than ideal … hey, maybe don’t do that?

ooh I’m fancy

First baseball game of the year

Holy shit, Warriors

That wasn't Bugs Bunny

I’m gonna wait for the all-22 to come out

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined