Thank you, random citizen with a great eye for things.
Red is the best color, but perhaps a brief change wouldn't hurt.
@handsomedoctor.bsky.social
Velocitron born and raised, Decepticon medical engineer, automobile enthusiasts, aerodynamic specialist & weight loss surgeon. DM for inquiries!
Thank you, random citizen with a great eye for things.
Red is the best color, but perhaps a brief change wouldn't hurt.
A pink paint job, hmm...
08.02.2026 11:42 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Magnificent work my liege.
Next time, do give me a visit first though.
A tragedy such as this could've been wholly avoided had I been consulted...
07.02.2026 21:51 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[Knock Out said as he was typing utter nonsense on the keyboard in front of him.]
31.01.2026 17:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0getting ruined yet again.]
[The red medic instructed Megatron to take a seat in the medical slab next to the terminal before inserting a data cable to the medical port on the warlord's wrist.]
Hmm... very good. Everything seems to be looking quite perfect as usual, my liege.
::Understood::
[Admittedly, Knock Out himself hadnโt been looking forward to this comm installation since the last disaster of a checkup with this new recruit. Difficult patients were nothing new, but the doctor was not particularly happy about the possibility of his finish โ
[Knock Out perked up from his seat by the medical bay's terminal, turning to look at the two familiar visitors.]
Ah, there you are. Are you ready forโ
[The medic grew silent once he received the sudden comm from Megatron, and after a brief moment of silence, Knock Out responded.]
โ
I truly cannot see ANY appeal in the thought of myself becoming an organic, but perhaps this would be the ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ต disgusting looking form for myself.
20.01.2026 12:43 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[๐ต๐๐๐: ๐บ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ ๐๐: ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ # ๐๐๐(๐): ๐ฑ๐๐ ๐ผ]
The commlink is here and ready to be installed, Megatron. Whenever you happen to see our newest recruit, you may tell her to pay me a visit.
@the-real-megatron.bsky.social
20.01.2026 12:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[๐ต๐๐๐: ๐บ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ ๐๐: ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ # ๐๐๐(๐): ๐ฑ๐๐ ๐ผ]
Erm, my Liege, what is our stance when it comes to issuing medical aid to neutrals?
Decepticon's throne room at the Earth base
{Goofball's Branding Ceremony}
[The usually empty throne room was now bustling with many frames, large and small. Waiting with anticipation for what will come, all holding the ceremonial torches. Only their flickering lights illuminating the chamber. It wasn't that common for an ex-Autobot to --
I know a jealous bot when I see one.
08.01.2026 17:36 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You can only imagine.
But anyways, the pleasure was all mineโค๏ธ I wish you luck on your upcoming tours!
And if you're ever in need of my services, simply let me know!
Great! Come to my lab at 9:30 PM Earth time, and we'll head out from thereโค๏ธ
Also, I ordered some nutritional supplements with the last shipment. You know, the ones you can mix in your energon. Helps to keep your plating strong.
They're in our quarters' drawer. Grab them anytime.
Later~
Someone's losing it.
05.01.2026 22:34 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@breakdowntfa.bsky.social
They're playing Christine at the drive-in theater tomorrow night.
Wanna go?
Rosanna! Is it really you? Oh, it must be my lucky day.
And stop it, you flatter me! For chrome, I use a brand called CybertronianGold.
Unfortunately, my go-to paint polish has run out, but a decent Earth alternative that I've found is called Auto Finesse Fusion.
Ah, Lord Megatron! Lustrous and magnificent as always. It's good to see you here.
03.01.2026 11:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why thank you!
03.01.2026 10:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Despite working for the Autobots, I know one thing for sure.
That mech never backs down from a race.
That I am indeed!
02.01.2026 16:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So that's what he's been up to all this time...
02.01.2026 16:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hello human.
02.01.2026 16:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm quite unforgettable, after all.
02.01.2026 16:53 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Blue racer you say? Surely you don't mean THAT blue racer...
02.01.2026 13:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A little bee is in house arrest you say? Hah.
And good. At least there will be somewhat of a challenge in that case.
Trying to direct a medical supply route to this backwater mudball is an absolute NIGHTMARE.
And don't get me started on cosmetic items!
Ah, Starscream! There's my favorite seeker.
Ugh, and yes, I've noticed those pests seem to plague this corner of the internet as well. It's good to see a fellow Decepticon for once.