"If you're always tired, why don't you go to bed earlier?"
Buddy...if only it were that simple.
@sinpyro.bsky.social
The Tweeter Formerly Known As TheSealbreaker. Leader of the Black Tower. Part time Twitch Streamer, full time deadpan snarker. Randomizer connoisseur. Occasional speedrunner. Member of @binarybreakers.com Enby/Ace, Chaotic Mind Goblin. twitch.tv/sin_pyro
"If you're always tired, why don't you go to bed earlier?"
Buddy...if only it were that simple.
Lower Decks is amazing
15.02.2026 21:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ«
15.02.2026 05:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tired and lonely. Need someone to hold me.
15.02.2026 04:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A newer, better radical flag with a yellow background and coiled energy.
15.02.2026 04:23 β π 50 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean. He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."
#HappyValentinesDay
15.02.2026 03:37 β π 2233 π 486 π¬ 28 π 23Valentine's day Alentines day Lentines day Entines day Ntines day Tines day Ines day Nes day Es day S day Day Ay Ayyyy Ayyyyyyy pizza rolls
14.02.2026 21:04 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Scorpio here too lmao
14.02.2026 19:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember to use protection today so you don't give birth to a fucking Scorpio.
14.02.2026 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
Two people cuddling on the couch one of them almost like to be a cat person and a normal human with blonde hair going down her back and the cat person wearing dark clothes and she's wearing a white T-shirt
It's Valentine's Day and I just want:
14.02.2026 08:03 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Saaaaaaaaame :(
14.02.2026 09:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy alentine's ay to everyone who won't be getting any V or D this year.
Also to all my Ace family who aren't really interested in that and just want someone to cuddle with.
I love you all.
I'LL TAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST VICTORIES
FUCK ICE
FUCK DHS
FUCK KRISTI NOEM
The double twist: It's a catfishing minigame where you get catfished. A subversion of the expectations.
13.02.2026 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I fucking love Unbreakable.
13.02.2026 15:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unbreakable is still my favorite "superhero" movie even though it was a desconstruction of the genre. Some of the finest performances from both Bruce Willis and Sam Jackson. I loved every minute of it.
13.02.2026 15:16 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Jason needs love too.
13.02.2026 14:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First brand new content for Diablo II in 25 years. First new Legacy of Kain game in 23 years.
13.02.2026 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First new content for Diablo II in 25 years, first new Legacy of Kain game in 23 years (Nosgoth does NOT count) which is a prequel game, along with a remaster of Legacy of Kain Defiance (the last game released in the series).
2026 is the year of reviving old games.
I have been desperate for some new Legacy of Kain. I love the series so much and it is one of my favorites! So excited for this.
13.02.2026 09:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exciting news! Blue Prince has been awarded
πOutstanding Achievement for an Independent Game
πOutstanding Achievement in Game Design
at the @official-aias.bsky.social #DiceAwards.
Congratulations to all the other winners and to all the developers nominated this year.
I'm so sorry for your loss π«
12.02.2026 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love D'vana Tendii so much
12.02.2026 19:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't believe that Blizzard actually released a new expansion for #DiabloIIResurrected. Like my brain cannot even process this right now.
12.02.2026 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job.
In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.
The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
a bearded man in a black shirt and red MAGA hat is being escorted handcuffed by two black-clad ICE goons. The caption reads "Popular MAGA influencer Junior Pena who praised ICE and deportations is detained by ICE and faces deportation."
The dildo of karma is never lubed.
12.02.2026 09:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me to my partners when Iβve been awake with no one to talk to for like 3 hours:
12.02.2026 08:40 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0