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Chris from Dallas

@detsipowicz.bsky.social

26, obnoxiously Texan Aries Boy and certified workaholic. Love Pokemon, Minecraft, Lady Gaga, Paloma Faith, & Drag. Stay out of my likes if you don't want to see adult content. I don't usually repost it, so the main feed is fine but you've been warned!πŸ˜…πŸ”ž

372 Followers  |  372 Following  |  304 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  2.8847

Latest posts by detsipowicz.bsky.social on Bluesky

*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

25.06.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17273    πŸ” 2062    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 90

There’s a weird thing on this website and lots of left-wing subcultures, where people love to throw around β€œliberal” as an insult, but from what I can tell liberals voted overwhelmingly against Cuomo and are rallying behind Zohran now.

25.06.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 21511    πŸ” 2213    πŸ’¬ 1452    πŸ“Œ 503

cun-TEE-si-Moe. πŸ’…πŸ»

12.04.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn he got fat. when did he start the Ted Cruz diet plan?

04.04.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Minecraft secret base. Logdotzip did an entire video on Badlands bases.

04.04.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg you’re right, so cute!

12.02.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the face card 🫒

11.02.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ooh Hisui Samurott and Aggron is an interesting pair.

11.02.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I love Miniso!

09.02.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People are really gonna get mad when PSN was down for TWENTY THREE DAYS back in 2011? like boo hoo. I was so sad I couldn't play my favorite MMO or Little Big Planet OR Test Drive for almost a month. 😭 What else is a 13 yr old supposed to do?

09.02.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like every church period? Saturday service is a thing, at least here in Texas. Hell, Seventh Day Adventists primarily attend on Saturdays.

09.02.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gotta data hoard, I'm telling yall. download everything.

09.02.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dayummmmm, when you said that I thought "wait! I can go there!" bc I just stopped using BFTV bc they removed the download feature. then I scrolled down... this sucks. thankfully express vpn works with the popular sites finally and I found a good downloader for XH. no good sites left istg. oh well.

09.02.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of the most popular Queens in the franchise at their peak power 🫒 I bet that was a fun time on the ship.

02.02.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I KNOW YOU FROM TIKTOK! You did the hot and funny grass type gym leader video! God I love this app, it already knows what to show me.

01.02.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl, I feel you. I passed out from anger at work today and the person that caused it didn’t show any remorse. ._.

01.02.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google Maps to rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' for US users Google Maps will change the name of "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" once it is officially updated in the U.S. Geographic Names System, it said in an X post on Monday.

I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon

www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...

28.01.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 47264    πŸ” 5210    πŸ’¬ 3362    πŸ“Œ 828
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You guys need to see this and take it in…

Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.

23.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 31194    πŸ” 11542    πŸ’¬ 934    πŸ“Œ 895
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20.01.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck that! i'mma keep talking! give me ur best shot!

20.01.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sending this to my friend that smokes rn xD

20.01.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you don't need to talk like that...

20.01.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

19.01.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 29326    πŸ” 4686    πŸ’¬ 519    πŸ“Œ 156

oh my god. Bibi reposted this 🫒 You're so talented and creative, love you!

13.01.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why does he have 6 fingers on one hand and 4 on the other?

12.01.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that first fucker is cocky and giving Pete Davidson energy. he'll break your heart.... and your hole

10.01.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ooh you definitely need Paldean ones too!

10.01.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and on top of that, leaving doesn't mean escaping either! I saw a video of an expat explaining her move to France. she needed a French bank acct to get an apt, couldn't get one bc the French banks don't want to deal with IRS rules for foreign American bank accounts. you still pay US taxes.

10.01.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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