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I'll just leave these here

27.02.2026 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't worry, I still lost, still booty at draft and sealed

26.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you thank you, it helps being born with half of it haha

26.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh shit! I'm blessed @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social

26.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

The moment Five Guys starts putting egg or peanut butter on burger, I'm so cooked

25.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Giving indominus Rex keyword soup then giving it double strike, means cards and counters for everything

25.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like it, I guess you can indeed search your command zone?

25.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NEED

25.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But... How to get Turtles in my hand so I can

25.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dang didn't realize we could just lie on National Television and get applause

25.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

USA IN OT!

22.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Even if things don't go the way you hope, there's still joy to be on the journey."
Himmel the Hero really knew some things

22.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time to brush up on the ancient texts

20.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I would've gotten away with it to

20.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solid 2.5 here

06.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Austin coded characters

03.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Siri, why is my toddler dvr-ing 3 different public access programs?

03.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just finished episode 5 of Heated Rivalary and I can't stop crying

15.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe conformity gate was the friends we made along the way

08.01.2026 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me staring at the ants in my kitchen knowing I have a solution.

06.01.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did I miss better snakeskin veil?!

06.01.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2025 brought me, career wise, exactly where I was in 2023. While that may seem like a back train, I also got to meet some of the people who helped me through two years of ups and downs. No amount of bad things can ever take away the good things that 2025 gave. Here's to 2026!

01.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With much fanfare, aplomb, and a 21 lead, she did indeed win the Championship, besting me, much to my own dismay.

30.12.2025 13:21 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cobb bless us, everyone.

27.12.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I ever write a book about my time in alcohol sales I'm titling it "A Decade Under the Influence" and I'm sure Taking Back Sunday will have something to say about it

27.12.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I lied earlier. Leave Santa a Beer and a shot! #fernet #millerlite

25.12.2025 06:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me at every family gathering

25.12.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Instead of Milk and Cookies, this year leave Santa out a strong opening seven. Ramp, Card Draw, Interaction, and that Magic Christmas opening Sol Ring. Merry Christmas!

25.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we talk about pack fresh Pringles on these scene cards?

24.12.2025 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way I rushed to get enough gold / gems was in no way embarrassing

17.12.2025 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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