Chris Lough

More surreality: I'm just sitting here playing Paper Mario and working on my night cheese and this comes up.

we made each other horrible valentines fear our love

(The Lower Decks one is clearly my favorite.)

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid...

TODAY'S THE DAY

Where Do You Get Your Story Ideas:

- Sign up for 5K with silly # of sponsors.
- If your industry organized a 5K? Hilarious.
- We'd have to change it to a Gentle River Float.
- Someone would get left out on the water.
- "Every year, we lose more people."
- Now it's a short story.

SHITS WET

"Then by the transitive property I, too, must be Vulcan as a motherfucker." God I love this show.

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Hillary Clinton's allies used a QR code from a bag of chips to make a visa look more official in a d... Hillary Clinton was fearful of how the women would be treated once the Taliban took control after the US ended its longest war.

I don't want to alarm you but Hilary Clinton saved over 1000 women from the Taliban???

LETS. GET. KIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD

get in losers we're ascending

Someone left their coffee cup perched on an office toilet and it was horrifying.

Halloween 2019 at the office. This was the scariest fucking thing I'd ever seen.

on and on. say that you remember

Diogenes smiling down from nowhere.

you are forever

i can't believe em isn't reading this on the app

brian where are you im sorry i