Soma Somesing

I don’t think anyone is going to see a “good” month for a while 🫩

You and me we’ll all go down in history with a sad Statue of Liberty and a generation that didn’t agree

Fungus amongus

Some of today’s shrooms

The glitter that’s actually a bunch of holographic little dicks?? That’s a great idea.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you because I’m pretty sure my daughter has the exact same cash register and I’ve had almost the same exact experience with dropping it 🤣

I don’t trust this. Maybe they aren’t voting on it because they don’t have to anymore.

The people need to start striking. We’re running out of ways to peacefully protest this bullshit.

*white fetuses

That was hard to watch. She didn’t answer a single question!

Fuck Mondays!

Happy Father’s Day to @satori-tribe9.bsky.social! Elli and I love you and hope you have a great day, even though it’s supposed to rain all day 🥰

Faces of Malört 🤣😭

Proud of myself for not going full 2007 Britney at the salon today. I opted for bangs. Also discovered a fantastic invention that should be required in all public restrooms. A seat you can strap your kid in while you pee?! I have an almost 5yo and I’ve never seen one. 😂 it’s almost #FUFriday y’all

I worry about my daughter’s future every single day.

The Barbie movie hits different during a Trump administration

What’s a conspiracy theory that you 100% believe to be true?

This is the way

Exciting Friday night 💥

I think my favorite thing about Bluesky is the culture of “do not engage”… the asshats and trolls are out there but they don’t get the satisfaction of knowing they’ve ruffled any feathers in here.
It makes for much more pleasant comment sections to read through without all the meltdowns and drama!

Boomers will say shit like “we didn’t have all this autistic crap back in my day” and then proceed to describe a friend growing up who was “really quiet, kind of a strange bird but really really good at math” hmmmmm

Killing In The Name Rage Against The Machine · Rage Against The Machine - XX (20th Anniversary Special Edition) · Song · 1992

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

#mondaymood

It’s their patriotic duty to pay out the ass for groceries!

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Bloodhound Gang · Hefty Fine · Song · 2005

I feel like the disco biscuits would absolutely slay a cover of this song 🤣

open.spotify.com/track/21Vr3D...

I’m dickin’ em out, I’m dickin’ em out