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I absolutely love Thrills

Honourable mention to my adderall 💜

I had an incredibly productive past 12 hours LOL. Yay me. Now lets not sleep all day tomorrow 💜💜💜

Oh yes the wrapper, cap, and the little plasticy thing always come off 💜

one of my most favorite/prized possessions in my book collection 💚💚💚💚

you’re the absolute sweetest thing xo

Elbows also enjoys licking his arse, pissing the dog off, and shoving his arse in my face at bedtime.

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this is my dog. her name is Oakley-Elizabeth. her hobbies include licking my entire face sparkling clean, screaming, her t bone toy, triangle shaped kibble, peanut butter, and an empty 710ml bottle of pepsi.

this is my other cat, her name is Barb. she is velcro. she enjoys sleeping on my neck, eating the shower curtain, toilet paper, and get the dog going

this is my one of my cats, his name is Elbows, he’s the eldest at 7 years, and he’s the biggest baby and the biggest bodyguard animal i have ever met.

If i stretch, i can do the splits.

I’m just a 27 year old grandpa that needs time to understand “the bluesky” 😭😂

im not very good at this app

is it casual now 🌊

Hi there im still working on trying to use this app, im still here, lurking

OAKLEY ELIZABETH

Sometimes when i get flirty i do ballet

ya its me screaming my dogs name until she gets tf on the couch

Oh you stop it 💅🏼

I like niacinamide on my décolletage

man i just learned how to tiktok now i have to learn this ? I understand my parents now big time

hello, it’s me, i was wondering if after all these tweets you’d like to meet 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️