tulip 🐠 (lesbianinvi from twitter)

this when some peoples' water bills are thousands of dollars above average due to a calculating error btw

i have never been more grateful that the paranoia/giles being a picky bastard when we moved down here means i water them all from bottled water. like holy shit.

MEEE

thanks to the hurricanes there’s been wastewater everywhere. so they added more chloramines to the water. and now we all have rashes and lung irritation

ammonia in the water that was deliberately hidden from us for weeks let’s go girls

being hypermobile is awesome sometimes because I can put aloe on every part of this back sunburn unassisted

please go ahead and envision me with a freshly bald head in a green dress with cute butterfly wing earrings, cute but not extensive makeup bc Florida, and clearly developing a sunburn despite having sunscreen on. and also my tits look amazing. thank you!

man I have such a cute selfie to post but my aurebesh necklace has my entire last name on it and that’s like. the one piece of identifying information I won’t share

thinking about this propagation vase from vintage marche (yes that’s what it’s called) ,,,

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

see this is my view pretty much but when i explained this to another person they were so confused

shoutout to the very nice heart shaped ferrero rocher box this person gave me in exchange for a favor. i will pass it along to someone who can consume it

when someone gifts you a food you are allergic to do you tell them. me personally i take that to my grave.

I feel like "You will never be pope" needs to become a meme for whenever one of your crew does something problematic

opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal li

u would think after this fucking long i'd realize but no

every stereotype abt extraverts is 100% true about me and i forget this so often

It's never easy picking a favorite part of these since every paragraph contains at least one sentence that makes me cackle but this whole bit particularly tickled me

All My Thoughts on 'Emilia Pérez' If you even care

I spent over two hours watching 'Emilia Pérez,' time I will never get back, so I wrote down all my thoughts about the film. Thank you as always for your support! From penis to vagina! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/all-my-tho...

thank god im not going to megacon it looks like it'll be a shitshow

Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back

sometimes when people say oh the costumes were so bad and so and so’s performance sucked I’m like wow how could you tell I was distracted by The Events

I’m pretty easy to impress when it comes to movies. I walk into a theater ready to clap like a seal at whatever you show me. I really am a simple creature

ALWAYS!!!!

2/2 is Luxu day!!!! #khux

seconding the other reply. getting extended universe sam lore

ohhhh yeah the clippers with reviews that say they're good for dense/thick and coarse hair. cut my hair without breaking. this makes sense.

wild that tools built for my hair actually work

I need fuecoco merch I fucking love that thing

and this is my beautiful wife, Lechuga 🥬