Rhonda Jameson

Wasn't she out there smack- talking socialism? This kinda feels like karma.

Ok, that made me laugh 😃

The old me: watch me as I juggle these 53 tasks simultaneously.

Menopause enters the room.

Me, on repeat: Wait. What was I doing? Where was I going? I forgot what I was saying. Oh, I forgot I was going to do that. Why can't I focus?

I have an appt today for an ADHD evaluation. 🤦‍♀️

Yeah, like I can afford to buy a house in Austin.

Seriously, though. I'm in NW Austin to be closer to my daughter and her family.

I don't think any of my neighbors have ever offered this service. Maybe I need new neighbors.

I absolutely agree. We're so broken.

So, just asking for a friend, but tRump never placed his hand on the Bible at his swearing in. Did that nullify the whole thing? Like, he never actually signed the offer letter.

I'm going to be really vulnerable right now. I was sure I knew you were one person. But I know I was wrong. Your profile doesn't show your name. Who is this?

And I apologize a million times. I'm not trying to be disrespectful. I just don't know.

I don't understand humanity anymore. My soul hurts.

How do you know each other?

Very! But I swear I didn't do this

That poor man. The only saving grace is that it isn't the store I typically go to. I shouldn't see him again.

The bad news is he was probably my soulmate. 🤦‍♀️

By the time I realize I'm not sure where my car is, I also realize that I'm standing at HIS car. I swear I didn't even see him. I was looking at where I thought I had parked. But now he looks concerned. I tried to explain. He looks really concerned.

I was one row over. Packed up and left.

No line.

He laughs and asks if I'm stalking him. I say no, I just like the way he picks lanes. We laugh. We make small talk. He leaves. I check out and head to my car. I know I parked by the cart return, but now i can't remember which row. Thanks menopause.

To clarify, HEB is a local grocery chain in central Texas.

I stepped into the express lane. There was a very handsome man in front of me. We smile. We say 'hi'. Then we notice the lane isn't moving. He leaves to find another lane. I do the same. Since he picked a lane with no love, I join him.

So, I accidentally stalked a man at HEB today. How's your weekend going?🤦‍♀️

I hadn't considered the 3rd option. This just can't be real.

I'll take it under consideration.

You still are, sir. Teenager crush. ❤️

It's my little slice of heaven. I have wine and extra seating.

Enjoying this beautiful evening in Austin.

When they say that part out loud, believe them.

Well, first I'm just really happy in my life. Just like it is. But yes. There are some big changes coming. I'm really excited for what's about to come.

How are you doing?

All good. Really good, actually.

I know. I'm a serial lurker. But I thought it was time to post.

March, in a nutshell. I love springtime in central Texas.

I'm about a 73.

Always follow the money. Are we winning yet?

This is 💯 accurate.

Wait. These aren't the same picture?