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Uncle Vimes

@volumetric.bsky.social

☣️ Defender of Pie Shells ☣️ ☣️Crusader of Fanatical Moderation☣️ Death Survivor x1: Brain Tumor Resistance Fighter 🎗️ Former Engineer/Elected Official Views are my own and usually light hearted.

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Off to another new doctor tomorrow to check the never ending boxes neurology seems to be obsessed with. Another MRI too-I'm pushing 20 of them in the last 3 years-I need a repeat customer award.

02.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate that I am agreeing with Walsh but we are living in interesting times.

02.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` aliens '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` aliens '' .

Guess they forgot their drill bits.

02.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful

02.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Five Gears In Reverse
YouTube video by Elvis Costello - Topic Five Gears In Reverse

youtu.be/TqT_izKjCtU?...

02.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Took a snip of this to share. It's a paywalled article on pop. mechanics but found another not if interested: phys.org/news/2026-02...

02.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Right? If I were offering advice it'd be-shut up, win then fight one another. Or take a page from the other side and STFU when you've won and move forward, rapidly.

02.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopped on whatnot and noted an enormous show. Pokemon rip or ship nonsense, but guess who was on it? Logan Paul! Watching an item atm selling for over $15,000.00. Sigh.

02.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*eye twitches*

02.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Already seeing the left be the left and tearing down their own people. Never learn.

02.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking at the camera .

On the other hand you've got me and Stanleys of the world.

01.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No kidding. I often say, he governs by headlines.

01.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Update: On my continued quest to beat Civ 6 with every leader I just beat it as Joao III of Portugal leaving me at 10 left out of 67 total. #Civ #Civilization #OneMoreTurn

28.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like Iran is the latest Epstein victim.

28.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Queue Graham Hancock and the guy with the hair.

28.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've now encountered 4 people who've sent friend requests on Discord. Each of them has started with, 'Hey I sent you a message in game, did you get it?' No, wrong person. 'What you're not in *insert app/game name* No. Then they send a link. Guess this is a new type of scam or odd marketing.

28.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here I am...Queue Michael Marsden dancing.

27.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man...family infighting is the worse. Didn't think my "ex" sister could harm me more than she has but, she said hold my beer. Goodness. So sad.

27.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I learned that electric plungers exist. I may or may not have had a friend demonstrate it. I ran to Amazon. Amazing. Thank me later.

27.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

State of the Union? More like State of the Anecdotes.

25.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a floral shirt is looking through his glasses . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a floral shirt is looking through his glasses .
24.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

+18000 I'd reckon. Not a bet I'd take!

22.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, no..President Bartlett was pretty up there.

21.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best President ever!

21.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After a month and change I finally got the local alley cat to allow me to pet her. Her bonded partner still isn't there but cuddled up about 12' away watching intently. Progress!

21.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for your service.

21.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is just an outrageous insult to moldy cottage cheese!

20.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope you get better

19.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've -got- to get the Transformers compendium. Learned today the stories are different in the UK. Can't wait to dig in!

18.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0