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Julie Paradis

@pooliejaradis.bsky.social

On a journey to learn Spanish by watching all shows dubbed. Trying to wean myself off the Metaverse. Can become physically ill when presented with images of FrumpFace. Not a fan of religion or your god.

78 Followers  |  40 Following  |  96 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025
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Ginger cat looking all loving

Ginger cat looking all loving

Find someone that looks at you the way Harry looks at me.

18.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please do not cave to that POS.

09.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When your indoor kitty is under stimulated.

25.06.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is Harry. He’s very chatty.

25.06.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Run.

23.05.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You good.

23.05.2025 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To get to the other side?

27.04.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Terrified that dementia is setting in. Just lifted the toilet seat to make a pee pee to find a poop there. I have never forgotten to flush a poop.

26.04.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or, we just stop increasing the birth rate.

24.04.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was today years old when I found out.

24.04.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like El Salvador might be the new Australia.

16.04.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ho hum. You’re seriously a bore.

04.04.2025 12:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not recently.

04.04.2025 12:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why can’t all men my age look like Sam Rockwell or Walton Goggins?

02.04.2025 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Take note. We’re proud of him and wondering what is your worth anymore.

02.04.2025 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t understand why a man who appears to be very unhealthy, obese, jaundiced (or orange-ish), won’t just drop dead of a stroke or a heart attack. It’s happened to so many people I knew that were far more deserving of life.

02.04.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So tired of you stating the obvious.

01.04.2025 13:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What have Senate Democrats done while Donald Trump and DOGE take a chainsaw to Social Security? Absolutely nothing

27.03.2025 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s just mean. To white jellybeans.

27.03.2025 21:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this what happens when the president hires the best and the brightest?

26.03.2025 12:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flaccid. Floppy. Limp. Droopy. Done.

25.03.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooooo I love it when someone starts a sentence with “Dude”.

25.03.2025 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m finding this sad.

25.03.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Women in their 20s are so cute the way they think they’re fat but they’ll actually never be this thin again

24.03.2025 11:42 — 👍 106    🔁 21    💬 6    📌 1

Why are some anticipated cancelled amounts larger than the original grant?

23.03.2025 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:

23.03.2025 13:44 — 👍 8021    🔁 1127    💬 73    📌 124

I’m finding it a bit scary that the former host of Antiques Roadshow is handing out relationship advice on Temptation Island. Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

21.03.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dude sitting next to me at the bar said “I wish someone would just punch me hard in the face.” I volunteered. I’ve been waiting so long for someone to request this.

18.03.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My 86 year old father got a scam email saying they had videos of him masturbating and if he didn’t pay them $5000 in bitcoin they’d expose him to all his friends and contacts. He has no friends or contacts that aren’t dead.

17.03.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0