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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)

@sqlstudent144.bsky.social

I was offered a wizard's hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Honored to have been a MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him

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Better than a Palm, probably. 😁 I mean, depending on how you cook it.

10.08.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laaaaaaaa

09.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Historically, I leave seasonings in, but that's half laziness, and half I like strong flavors.

09.08.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some sage advice:
Sage-infused butter is a delicious addition to pasta, chicken, and vegetable dishes.

09.08.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open . Alt: Bill and Ted saying "Whoa! Most Excellent"

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!

09.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know. Being even slightly competent at the job is a good way to get eliminated from the running.

08.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, just a guess, but probably multiple times over the next couple of days. As far as specific timing, whenever is least convenient.

08.08.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That next poop is just gonna slide right out.

08.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Proof.
Yes, we have a giant MnM. It was a gift from a teach friend who just retired.

08.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter's cat is obsessed with the TV. She'll just sit there staring at it for hours. She particularly likes video with fish, lizards, or Tom Ellis and get's very upset when we pause the video.

08.08.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had that thought before. I'm quite curious how it's going to play out.

07.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking News! Bologna has a first name!

07.08.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the ad? "Are you racist? Do you enjoy cruelty? We have the job for you!". I mean, don't get me wrong. It would be wildly successful, but still.

05.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to make the jalapeno a nose, but I thought that it might look like something else. πŸ˜‚

05.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not sure why, but I love making my food into faces.

05.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an absolutely stunning spot. There's even a business right by it. I can't imagine working with that kind of view.

05.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just remember, you can't have seven without an even.

04.08.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not?

01.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just got back from Alaska and thought I'd share a couple of pics of one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. (Emerald Lake)

01.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stayed at Aloft near the Seattle airport last night. Highly recommend. We paid w southwest points, had 2 comfortable queen beds, good ac, etc. Honestly, it's one of the best hotel stays I've had.

21.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry Seattle, I'll only be here for 24 hours or so.

21.07.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Left. Right looks more angled, and I'm more likely to turn an ankle.

20.07.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Name 16. 😁

18.07.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone have a discount code for Pass Summit on Tour Dallas that I can use?

18.07.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did y'all already eliminate Access for some reason?

18.07.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, I got to talk to one fo the developers once who was really curious why it hadn't taken off. At least until I showed him the calculations on the minimum cost of the sql instance and just how much data you'd have to store before it hit ROI.

18.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about being apparent, if you want to be good at it, you can't just hide away.

18.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I've thought several times that now would be a good time to bring back Stretch databases. Automatically move some of the data to tables on a different, cheaper SQL instance. Fix the pricing and it could be a great tool.

18.07.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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