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I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up ๐Ÿ“DC suburbs. Mid-thirties. 6โ€™4โ€. Occasionally NSFW.

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NOTHING beats a Jet2 holiday!

10.06.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg I forgot we were birthday neighbors! Happy birthday ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

01.06.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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update: dinner got even better

(posting the restaurant business card because this place MUST be publicized)

31.05.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

31.05.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you!!!

31.05.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And an equally good tapas dinner

31.05.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had the most amazing lunch

31.05.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Went to the southwest corner of Europe today which was great

31.05.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has honestly been my favorite birthday ever

31.05.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bahamut version 36.0.0.0 is now installed ๐ŸŽ‚

31.05.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone hears about any murders at a hotel in Lisbon, it was NOT me (weโ€™re leaving for the Algarve today anyway)

30.05.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Walked into the lobby of my hotel in Lisbon yesterday and saw a carbon copy of the Ratliff family:
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way

30.05.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you forgot your towel I can just lick it up ๐Ÿ‘…

29.05.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hot mommy ambassador

28.05.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Portuguese wineries are really Godโ€™s country

28.05.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jet lag kicking my ass today but still went to the contemporary art museum and had a nice cute lunch with my friends

27.05.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Living my best life in Lisbon

26.05.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OoO set for the next two weeks

23.05.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(we chatted for a moderate amount of time on Scruff last year, we didnโ€™t even exchange nudes, phew)

22.05.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg all the warning posts like these Iโ€™ve seen and finally one applies to someone Iโ€™ve actually interacted with. Do I win a prize or something?

22.05.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.05.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

21.05.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Can it just be Saturday evening already so I can get tipsy at the Etihad lounge at Dulles before I go on vacation

21.05.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valid

21.05.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What version of moogle though because the ones in XII were cute and useful and could probably vibe but if I ever saw one from VII Rebirth I would strangle it to death in a heartbeat after having to do those minigames

21.05.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.05.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Broke my stress ball at work. I think thatโ€™s the surest sign that itโ€™s time for a vacation

19.05.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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