Luton v *Wimbledon and it was as dreadful as you remember it

…for future generations and all that…

Hard to deny it didn’t work and you should probably write a book at some point 👀

Whilst he called me a Scouse bastard or similar and I hung up and was rolling around pissed on the front room floor with Mrs Tone upstairs shouting “Shurrup ya pissheads” as I was howling hahaha

Answered the phone and in my best Jose Mourinho voice I said “Hello, is George there?” and she asked who was calling to which i responded “Jose Mourinho” & George came to the phone at which point unable to contain myself I may have called him a “Fat scruffy lorry driving brass murderer!” or similar

And would they mind transferring me to his room (we’d all had that much murder with him we knew his surname by this point) so I said it’s Mr Gorjus (I can’t remember his actual name) & receptionist said he’s in room 123 or whatever & transferred me, very soon the bird that looked like a fat Maradona

Well seeing as @ragoff.bsky.social is too busy I’ll do the honours! Gorjus George was sat on Twitter being a gobshite & bragging about being in The Lowry as per & I’d possibly had a few bevvys! So I came up with the idea of ringing reception & explaining I had a friend staying at the hotel…

Hahahaha “my best Jose mourinho voice” has just killed me off 😂😂😂🫶🫶🫶

Hahahaha

Calm down Don Juan. No wonder you’ve got about 200 bin lids in tow.

Haha pics required of course and is it just meal/bar or the full 4am *experience?

Haha you’ll be fine 🫶

a man holding a bottle of perfume with the words this smells expensive behind him ALT: a man holding a bottle of perfume with the words this smells expensive behind him

Builders rn…

Ooofff 😂😂

How will I know?

Good stuff, two outfits is better than no outfit 👀

Jesus, have you had to get “heritage” involved?

Can’t think why 😂🤯🤯🤯

..and the *closer you get to America the worse it gets.
Zero backbone or sense of accountability.

Warming up for tmrw night 👀

Whitney Houston.

Reminds me of the rat who made the decision to lay us all off at the start of the year and wouldn’t even admit it was his decision until he was forced to during the negotiations by an external firm 🐍

Sneering cunt

Hahahaha something about a tree and a falling apple

Trouble 👀

Just needed “is dead” at the end imo.

Hahahaha fuck off back to Twitter you rancid little scruff

Got there eventually x

Tuneeee 🎶🎶🎶🎶

The arrogance when he’s heard enough 🤮