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@twodogslfc.bsky.social

Dogs motorbikes and pubs #jft97

561 Followers  |  240 Following  |  4,021 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.9999

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They don’t call u testicle O tory for nothing u know

08.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You hate every day of the week and reported for that vile content, again.

08.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should have gone with oxo cubes like the rest of us peasants imho

08.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neither mine haha might have to pop round there to β€œborrow a cup of sugar” πŸ‘€

08.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha when the bbq urge take you etc…

08.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did your millionaires beef stock turn up?

08.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Next doors got a bbq going and Id lay good money he’s got shorts on in October too.

08.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A very big day for the street dogs

08.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1015    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 14

β€œHere’s that type 2 diabetes you ordered sir”

08.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You should be flattered he/she/it opened an account just to reply to you haha

08.10.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a red, and personally speaking, even id like to see him get volleyed down the road #ymca

07.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got her a whole roast chicken for tea πŸ˜‚πŸ«Ά

07.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just me and the birthday girl today, she’s got an admirer

07.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s that wired to his head? Christmas is coming up and all that…

06.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning

06.10.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Talking of surprises M Lav signing a 22 year old Australian with no wins in 75 attempts was fairly significant from a future british talent perspective? A British rider in moto gp feels like a decade and more away right now.

06.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feels like summer #ymca

06.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha the kill or cure method

06.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as they hear me getting the Henry out their eyes go all wide haha

06.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Advantage of being unemployed is you get to play outside on nice days

06.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm in the process of launching a high end gilet brand, GTG, or Generic Techbro Gilets

Designed to allow you to conquer ​the challenging thermal landscapes of open plan offices

06.10.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight up haha, they hate the hoover and any kind of indication from me that it’s about to get fired up

06.10.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No treats involved πŸ‘€

06.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha they hate that as much as the hoover πŸ˜‚

06.10.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ancient Celtic texts recovered from Twitter

05.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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They know it’s cleaning day and the hoovers about to come out πŸ˜‚

06.10.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down seabiscuit

05.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100% mate and say what u like about this small corner of the www but I’ve never seen any of that on here so it can be done.

05.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t know how that fella stomachs it tbh some of the replies or dms I used to see to him on there are one of the reasons I left that rancid cunt farm.

05.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I think I designed and manufactured the drill #ymca

05.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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