Pants Optional

I’m guessing that if I make baked ziti within the next few weeks you kill me

Dracula could have sent a telegram to the Nintendo company expressing his opinions about Coca-Cola

Yes it was. He just didn’t realize it.

Waking up this morning and thinking “oh good it’s super foggy and chilly” and then seeing the high. This is bullshit

Hell, even on the East Coast it sucks for some things if you have to transfer some. Tried to go to a friend's wedding in Norfolk a few years ago and it would have taken as much time as driving and cost as much as flying.

If it works anything like garlic, wash your hands with a stainless steel spoon.

I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is.

Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.

I dunno man there’s a lot of us Hammerin Goons on there

holy FUCK

It’s even dumber, the idea of the Rapture was invented maybe 200 years ago. It’s not even in the Bible unless you read 1 Thessalonians 4 a little weirdly.

this is Correct

The Nona the Ninth summary is probably “okay now _I_ have no idea what’s happening”

i can feel it
aching in my lower back

oh lord

No no I stake her rivals during the daytime

This just says to me you’re not employing your retainers properly

daaaaaaaaamn

Seemingly not

A map showing the results of the preliminary mayoral race in Boston. Michelle Wu wins 264 out of 275 precincts

huh i wonder why josh kraft dropped out of the race just now

is the bullet okay

Panel from Watchmen in which the villain says “Do it? Dan, I’m not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”

Do it, post the one we’re both thinking of

God I wish I could get some of this again. Beverly is what prepared me for Malört and I kind of want to see what happens if I mix the two.

Mortarion fighting Garro,who is holding a bottle of Jepson's Malort, captioned "Tonight's the night you fight your dad"

@justkauz.bsky.social made this and I have to share

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

If you see this post a tank.

Pasquale Iontosca, thou art avenged

God please return what we lost

Sounds to me like Costco has confirmed it's not selling a pill it never sold, the religious right have falsely claimed it's their win, and the left has believed them and piled in on Costco which is in fact one of the left's biggest corporate allies. These things are deliberate. Divide and conquer.