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You should know

12.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

matt berry can also go get fucked

06.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JESUS

06.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No no no my fucking back

27.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wh… that was at least three inches lower yesterday

24.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Captain America saying “hail snow satan”

22.01.2026 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SPAR museum collection? I really should check that out

17.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dis Belief Surprised GIF Alt: Dis Belief Surprised GIF

13.01.2026 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Goonhammer The Secret Language of Competitive Warhammer 40K

youtu.be/qC0sVOxKixM this is one of my favorite videos I've ever made for @goonhammer.com and one that I think will genuinely help folks trying to understand just what the hell the average 40k player is even talking about

02.01.2026 18:22 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

This is every store trip I’ve taken since the middle of the month or so. My soul fled my body when I tried Costco on the 23rd

28.12.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually it occurs to me that if you took this photo at Provisions… well, my bad

22.12.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fancy liquor and cheese store close to us started carrying it recently and I am 85 percent sure it’s my fault. Before this I had to go to Worcester or some place with a Total Wine.

22.12.2025 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A photo of an MTA sign from the subway explaining the FM swap, with a logo showing the F and M lines swapping places via crisscrossing arrows.

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

18.12.2025 03:00 — 👍 4312 🔁 832 💬 52 📌 50

The number of times as a New Englander that I had to re-read this

16.12.2025 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At a volume capable of shaking the bullding off its foundation

13.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Work has now given me so many keys that my power level is becoming unmanageable

04.12.2025 15:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Charlie Brown, when someone asks if you’re a god, you say, yes.

24.11.2025 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dunno who this guy is, but he's not Boston's new police chief

No, a Karen didn't call police on her new Black neighbor who turned out to be the #Boston police chief; to start, we don't have a police chief
www.universalhub.com/2025/no-kare...
#AI #Feh

23.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 51 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 2

TF is this AI-ass list

15.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

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a man laying on top of a turkey on a plate with the words gobble ! gobble ! below him . Alt: a man laying on top of a turkey on a plate with the words gobble ! gobble ! below him .

14.11.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But the baked ziti

05.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m suddenly very afraid of what happens if you turn on the AC

03.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come to scenic [LOCATION WITHHELD], we have great amenities such as:

and:

03.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@rinric.bsky.social one step closer

27.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

also the doubles game with kassabian would be wild

27.10.2025 03:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

23.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 12753 🔁 6363 💬 326 📌 450

I’m guessing that if I make baked ziti within the next few weeks you kill me

23.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dracula could have sent a telegram to the Nintendo company expressing his opinions about Coca-Cola

07.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes it was. He just didn’t realize it.

06.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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