ari fishbein

I don’t give a shit about this guy but if you’re running for senate and are active on Twitter you probably should be screening the individuals you retweet for being open white nationalists. Especially if you have a Nazi tattoo! How many strikes am I supposed to give him lol

They’re going to get Americans killed so that the Cardinals can play the Raiders in Tehran to open the 2029 season

They’re forcing regime change in Iran so that the NFL can play an international game there

my job just had a big week of in person meetings and one of the main sticking points was how we need to get all our files and shit in one place because they’re split between Teams, SharePoint, and OneDrive in ways that should be impossible considering they’re the SAME FUCKING THING

YouTube video by Daniel Cupps PODCASS

For the new interested followers: This is somewhat of an unintentional spiritual successor to I Just Watched A Video and mandatory viewing in the Cupps Extended Universe youtu.be/YWYaBeqZMkY?...

Pull the ripcord baby it’s like 85 degrees here today 🌴

We have the green smoothies AND the food that makes you feel bad it’s the perfect balance 🥗 ⚖️ 🍔

sounds like a guy who wants to move to LA 🤔

It’s 100% true dude !!! I just call it tweeting because Twitter isn’t even a website anymore

FOLKS we have corralled Dan to make an account on here, follow his crazy ass @danielcupps.bsky.social

Literally if you ever need anyone to write a song for anything or make you an insane video for one he’s the only call you need to make. He will whip up a feast for the senses in less time than it takes me to THINK about creating something sometime later. Dan is a God.

THE DAN CUPPS ERA HAS BEGUN !!!! He is a pure comedic genius. Works with Tim Heidecker and other alt comedy gods but he’s too humble to demand the vitality he deserves.

Ed Rendell Wears Plastic Bag on Head After Eagles’ Loss It's a bad time to be a Philly sports fan.

I was at this game and this is basically how it felt
www.phillymag.com/news/2015/11...

Was reminiscing about how Ed Rendell would appear on Eagles Postgame live every week while he was the active Governor of Pennsylvania (the 5th largest state in the country) and came across a McQuade article from 2015 about it. Read this paragraph and almost shed a tear

I was feeling pretty good until you reminded me I’m happy about the race for the 6th seed

It’s all being done in your name if you live in the USA.

I never noticed in that comment he’s talking about the other guy’s dick, so many layers to this text

It appeared to be unsponsored, they are just doing it for the love of the game. They have sporadically been doing the circle under the player thing too

NBC sports Philly is trying something weird where they put a little dot map of the players in the corner of the screen but it’s really unnecessary because more often than not all ten players are already onscreen. They put it in the bottom left corner to start and now it’s top left. Really weird.

YouTube video by Nuttertainment AI Scott Adams replies to another one of my comments 

I think the podcast is a Twitter exclusive however he does have at least one excited fan (YouTube user Nuttertainment) who clips times when the AI Scott addresses his comments youtu.be/HWR_zIkFoKo?...

In case you haven’t been keeping up with Scott Adams since he died (understandable), he’s an AI now who still puts out a daily podcast. His family is trying to sue to get the AI to stop podcasting but the living Scott gave “explicit permission” on the record

www.businessinsider.com/scott-adams-...

There are still internment camps standing you can go visit. The one in Manzanar in California is really striking. It’s completely comprised of bare-bones log cabins where they crammed 100,000 people- American citizens- after forcing them out their communities. Sadly relevant today in a lot of ways.

It should be said that the bagels are bad too 🙏

New York Times Opinion page in two weeks:

The Online Obsession Over the Underground Cloning Chamber at Jeffrey Epstein’s Zoro Ranch is Misguided

Subhead: Take It From Me - And My Clone

By David Brooks

We’re naming our daughter Clavicular ❤️ yes it’s unisex

no big deal for RFK Jr.

They used the SNL photographer! That’s why

US POLITICIANS: IF YOU TRY THIS MOVE I AM GOING TO BECOME LUIGI MANGIONE

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

God forbid someone be a gentleman online