Bra-chan

(It's been a few hours since I checked bsky, WTF IS HAPPENING 💀)

Lad, that sounds quite vulgar out of the context of this current situation.

My apologies, lad.

(Yum- I'm broke now)

(IKR)

(HSJWJSHSJSJS YOU LOOK SO COOL)

Ahh yes. The mortal celebration of.. my feeble mind seems to have forgotten. But joyous Christmas nonetheless.

("Pull a Dazai"- idk)

(This sht tastes nasty.)

Aya here!!!! I made doughnuts, anyone want some?! (^-^ゞ

(Pooks, what happened 😭 like besides your account being taken down)

My soul is refreshed after experiencing 'yoga'. I shall continue attending this interesting practice. The young maiden guiding the lesson was quite peculiar. She kept saying to stretch out out arms....

CC: No but I'm actually doing yoga irl

My daughter expressed how she wanted me to accompany her to... 'yoga'. Interesting, I haven't heard of this practice before.

I have been quite deprived of food since my new diet. Due to the fact I have restricted myself from consuming human blood... I will nourish myself with the rat.
It is a meal suited for a great overlord such as myself

Alright then, carry on with your duties, lad.

You, with the rat. I require relinquishment, I need the rat.

Has there been an affair I haven't been informed of?

(Scoff) ugh, gays.

Aya here!!! I'm going to add this song to Bra-chan's playlist, hopefully he'll like it!!! ><
Does anyone have any songs you think he'd like?

(It's okay.. 😔)

I have awakened from my slumber. Say hello to my daughter

(Bro I'm sobbing rn. How dare you 😔)

(YOU TOOK THEM AWAY FROM ME 👹👹👹👹)

(NOOOOO NOT MY POOKIE #justiceforhikaru)

What a heinous act. The mimicking of a lord should be one to be looked down on.... Uncouth.

Lad, what is 'cosplaying'...? Is that a thing jesters do?

What is this blasphemy.

I require time to rejuvenate my mind. I shall rest.

Oh. So this is what peasants are up to these days...