my lesbian book is almost over

Bruh why was there already 3 car accidents, on MY street, in span of 4 months. Stop driving drunk wtf 😭😭

a cartoon character named peter griffin is holding a gun in his hand ALT: a cartoon character named peter griffin is holding a gun in his hand

I had a dream that my friends from nv visited me and I cried. Then we played fortnite

finally. they needed that. started to smell pretty bad…

thank god mine isn’t comparing my dog to a pinterest post 🙏

need a costco hotdog in my hand. stat.