Phil Narsh

@rachelmaksy.bsky.social your next cosplay? 😃😅

Guys will go to a haunt and try to scare the haunt actors instead of going to therapy 💀

Scientists Invent Room Temperature Ice Scientists have created a new phase of ice that can form at room temperature but requires extreme levels of pressure.

Cat's Cradle
Novel by Kurt Vonnegut

"I won't be available then because I'm going on a cruise!" 🚫

- bougie
- extravagant
- sounds like bragging

"I cant. I'll be in international waters at that time." ✅️

- mysterious
- intriguing
- is he dumping a body?

YouTube video by ZOO - Topic GNAT

"It don't matter where you stand in a hurricane."

YouTube video by Bill Making Stuff 100 CRAFTING / SCRATCHBUILDING / KITBASHING Tips For Beginners!

Here in his 100th episode, Bill gives over an hour of helpful and inspiring tips for making stuff! I highly recommend this to anyone who is already a craft maker and especially to those who are thinking of getting into it but have no idea where to start. Thank you Bill! 😁🖤
youtu.be/E8odG8dC3go?...

I will be the swole survivor of this dessert island

Come to the Lancaster Troll Market and playtest Magusha: Clash of the Commanders!

Free event!
Sunday
August 10th
3pm - 6pm
44 N Queen St
Suite 1004A
Lancaster, PA

Chris Columbus to Write & Direct ‘Gremlins 3’ for Warner Bros. — World of Reel The current script was penned byColumbus, who also wrote the original and is now attached to direct the new installment as well. No Joe Dante in this one.

@redlettermedia.com the fact that they chose that image for the article makes me suspect the writer is also a fan of yours [squish noise]

"A Deer Goes To Work"

Sunrise.

A deer wakes from her slumber and stands up slowly in the soft morning light.

She gets in her car.

The deer drives to work, sits in traffic a bit, gets drive-thru coffee, arrives at work, parks the car, gets out of the car, and immediately gets hit by another car.

Steven Kostanski’s ‘Deathstalker’ Remake Gets New Sword and Sorcery Images Director Steven Kostanski (Frankie Freako, PG: Psycho Goreman) is rebooting Roger Corman’s cult favorite sword and sorcery film Deathstalker, and new images give a better look at Kostanski’s vision ah...

@redlettermedia.com we're gonna need a bigger board

Steven Kostanski’s ‘Deathstalker’ Remake Gets New Sword and Sorcery Images - Bloody Disgusting share.google/DMUOYAmpr5bC...

*about to take a bath*

Me: I'm going to go get a water so I can drink some water while Im sitting in water.

Sarah: solid plan.

Me: no, it's a liquid plan.

Sarah: o_o

Hey so, whenever Marvel wants to get around to rebooting Thor, they could do worse than Robert Irwin

Can we get a driving safety law that bans pop-up ads from appearing on car windshields of the future? Just trying to think ahead a bit.

I think a great name for a little old lady magician would be Abracadebra

Does anyone else constantly type habe and woth when they mean *have and *with or is it jist me?

Music project idea: cover songs by the band Godsmack but on an off-key recorder, call it Gobsmack

It's only a Pop-Tart if it comes from the Kellogg region of Battle Creek, Michigan

Otherwise it's just a sparkling toaster strudel

Wholesome image: the Beastie Boys getting some nice and peaceful sleep in a big comfy bed when they finally got to Brooklyn

Sarah: the sunset looks extra pretty because of the wild fires happening in Canada

Me: aw that was nice of them

The existence of potential spam implies the existence of kinetic spam.

Spam can never be created or destroyed, only transfered between mailboxes.

I think the best name a mermaid can have is Splashley 🧜‍♀️

Movie idea: a group of rebellious Amish teens demonstrate their dissatisfaction with the simple life by spitefully rejecting technology even further than their community and living by Stone Age standards. Also they form the first Amish metal band, "Churn."

Coming soon: Magusha: Clash of the Commanders An Afro-Fantasy 1v1 Tactics Card Game. Play as a legendary commander and lead your army.

Go support the Magusha Kickstarter! Even if you're not a fan of fantasy strategy games I'll bet there's at least one person in your life who would absolutely love this game, and getting in early means grabbing some great deals! 🖤

New PA law banning cellphones while driving takes effect in June. Make sure to keep an emergency pack of Pop-Tarts in your car at all times. If you are pulled over open the bag and start eating one so you can claim the rectangular object in your hand was a harmless and legal toaster pastry.

A Halloween maker 🎃

Aladdin: "hoodlum", "street rat", I don't buy that

Me: no yeah, you didn't buy that bread, that's exactly why they're saying that my guy where are your nipples