strawbonk vanillaconk (7.4 Spoils)

oh my god I had the funniest idea actually

catgirl/catboy yuri/yaoi pov but the other person is very much bigger than them

exposes your forehead by doing this to you

Captain's Coat #FFXI

he escapes after cumming like seven times and just goes "tch. remind me not to order the calamari next time"

leon kennedy falls into the tentacle pit and gets his pecs milked and also his cock

(girl who hasn't touched that game in over a decade)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY MADE ONE OF THE R6S OPERATORS A LESBIAN. DUDE. FUCK YES

one of the greatest things i will miss about re2 remake is that AEHERUGNH sound leon makes when getting his shit kicked it by a heavy attack

story! i won’t go TOO deeply in specifics, but honestly? i think it was. Ok.

if it was meant to be an ultra finale, it. kinda really didn’t hit that imo. otherwise - perfectly serviceable (with a few bumps imo) and not Terribly Bad. any more and i’d risk spoiling it. pretty ok overall 👍

not nearly the op beast that’s ethan, but she’s got her moments. she’s generally less ‘use gun’ heavy.

i played a small touch of re4make and immediately realized that his bits are re4make 2, when playing as leon. gunplay’s fun, perfect parrying is a pain in the ass but i’m getting the hang of it.

moving on tho! this shit IS scary when it is, and so ‘oh my god that’s so fucking stupid (/pos)’ when it is, too. it reaches some bits of re6, which to me really and truly amplifies it if anything in

grace IS meant for first person - and her gameplay’s neat.

(spoiler free, though i’ll be using Loose Allusions)

pretty A-Ok. They absolutely, positively really did mash all the good things from previous REs into one.

some bits and beats fell kinda flat to me, some aspects and bits will make you go HUH??? (before continuing on)

Resident Evil Requiem (2026)

8.5 / 10

bit snug

how i look with "they/them" in my bio

A one-year-old tuxedo cat sitting neatly on a floor, looking at the camera with bright yellow eyes.

A five-year-old tuxedo cat sitting in the same pose, slightly bigger but with the same bright yellow eyes.

1 year old → 5 years old（Now）
He grew up… but he’s still just as cute

of whom is a joyless soldier, bereft of any realizations or rise above their station. (i mean wol-viviverse golbez is kind of that already - but he wouldn't have durante to have toxic yaoi with)

i find it fun how many 'if = then' statements i got in the strawber vanillalore

if strawber weren't the wol, then she'd just be a traveling and silly merc - epitome of 'that one jobless friend at 3am' type beat

if her 13th shard weren't The Golbez, then they'd be her Dark and Evil Reflection ->

if his name was red xiii then why didn’t he show up in ff13? Curious

what’s she doing here

ok but i do hope that grace’s va, Angela Sant'Albano, reaches Ben Starr heights of stardom because holy moly she voice acts her PANTS off in re9

Hnnnggggggggggg wooooooooo my little woooo my little sprinkle my little darling faaaaa AAAAAAAAAAA

do you ever accidentally conk out at a reasonable hour and get a full night’s slumber

ogh……. the sleepiness

you will look at my blue thing

This is the one 🍋🍰
#FFXIV

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."