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Comic panel featuring Wonder Woman in repose and the face of Etta Candy entering the frame from the right side. Wonder Woman says, “BYE, ETTA - I’LL BE BACK - DON'T WORRY IF I SEEM DEAD”

#comics #wonderwoman

Goblin name generator

Yup, as in “two ships passing in the night” (which is a minimum of four people)

Marvel comics’ Thor is submerged up to his neck in lava. A speech bubble contains the words, “this is fine.”

Drinking, smoking, fucking, thieving, posting

Excited to see those Quitely costumes in the next season of X-Men ‘97 but honestly nothing beats the Stroman X-Factor designs!! 🔥

Italian beef swelling

Swelling with pride after the guy at the sandwich counter called me “boss”

Do “stick to the source” bros really want the MCU’s Avengers to have been initially assembled because everybody’s plucky teen sidekick Rick Jones and his Teen Brigade had their HAM broadcast to the FF rerouted by Loki and randomly bounced to NY’s swingingest new costumed heroes?

A funny prank in the Pokemon world would be to release a snorlax into a port-a-potty when someone was in there

“Thank you for legendarily helming this Bronze Age comic property for the last decade and a half, luminary creator— but I must ask you to hand over the reigns to this Sentient Skateboard made in the 1990’s Laboratory.”

The six year old and I just watched the Steven Universe episode where he starts a band with his other selves via time travel shenanigans and them little kid gears were TURNING

Very fun to see.

Have you ever had a chair that was a extra good for back cracks?

Has that chair actually been the one at your coworker’s desk?

I don’t really know if he’s cool with my daily sessions with his chair or not, but he definitely said it was okay so I’m going to keep going.

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

This is so much to hear rn

To me all comics are DC (dem comics)

A wizard can join you on your quest
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

As Shaman of Alpha flight sits up from the ground on one forearm to watch the horror, Santa Claus uses a machine gun to gun down cyclops of the X-Men. Sound effect: “BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA” Cyclops: “NNGG—“ Merry Christmas.

If you’re nice, Santa gives you toys (elves make the toys).

If you’re naughty, Santa gives you coal (we do not know the origin of the coal).

Say what you will about every other thing about Missouri, we do have bears holding up our seal

INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes

INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what

Office holiday tip for 2025:

Screen print a picture of your shyest coworker’s face onto a sweatshirt and wear it to work for Ugly Sweater Day

This ain’t a zoo, it’s a monkey bank

Alexander Rozhenko from the TNG era, looking sharp in a futuristic blue and green jumpsuit. He is standing defiantly and exclaiming, "I don't want to be a warrior" in reference to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Firstborn". He continues, "I want to be an Acid House DJ"

two crazy woolly white insects with soft "tentacles" rising out of the back of their abdomen

several over these woolly white insects with soft "tentacles" facing each other on a leaf

lil guy insect with wild green coloring and almost pale blue fluorescent filaments erupting from its abdomen

it's like a firework on a lil insects back

hi I just found out about planthopper nymphs

Showing this picture to my barber for reference