Zach Wolfe

I like to joke, but this is actually a very helpful thread, especially if you are new to law firm or office life.

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I like to start with “what up?” and end with “laters . . .”

Folks in this Iowa diner blame partisan politics . . .

Look, as the resident fifth circuit guy here, it is not surprising that Judge Smith wrote a … vigorous …. dissent — after all, he wrote the “good ship fifth circuit is afire” dissent (where he was right) — but this is another level.

Judge Smith writes like he’s competing with Judge Ho for an evening slot on Fox News.

I don’t know Judge Brown, but I know he is both respected and conservative. This is nuts.

This dissent is an embarrassment.

If they agreed with you, you wouldn’t be doing it right

And do burpees in the morning?!

So here’s what apparently happened: they tried to indict Comey on the last day of the statute with a three-count indictment. The grand jury rejected one. Rather than cross it out or indicate on the indictment that only two of the three counts were voted upon, Halligan creates…/1

Gov. Greg Abbott Was Ordered to Release Some of His Emails With Elon Musk. Most Are Blacked Out. Months after fighting to keep secret emails between Gov. Greg Abbott and Elon Musk, Texas officials released 1,400 pages of records. But they reveal little about the two men’s relationship or Musk’s influence over state government.

NEW: After fighting to keep emails between Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s office and billionaire Elon Musk’s companies secret, officials have released nearly 1,400 pages of documents to The Texas Newsroom.

All but about 200 pages are blacked out.

Good to see Time paying tribute to the two major religions in America

Plus Bringing Up Theyby: Gender-Greative Parenting by Ate Morris / A Boy Gaught Between MS-13 and ICE by Hannah Preier NEW VOK Not Incompetence... Not Gruelty... It's the Corruption. Why His Self-Dealing Is His Biggest Political Liability By JONATHAN CHAIT 501 Days of Trump & Co. Stealing America Blind

For no reason, ranking the songs on Billy Joel's An Innocent Man

Decent:

10. This Night

9. Christie Lee

8. Easy Money

7. Careless Talk

Great:

6. The Longest Time

5. Leave a Tender Moment Alone

4. Tell Her About It

3. An Innocent Man

Absolutely Iconic:

2. Uptown Girl

1. Keeping the Faith

Only 7% of Republicans.

It’s a personality cult now.

Donald Trump and Greg Abbott played with fire, got burned — and democracy won.

This ruling is a win for Texas and for every American who fights for free and fair elections.

But keep your foot on the gas, Gov!

If Trump had the slightest interest in disclosure, he would have told AG Pam Bondi to release them immediately. Today, he covered for himself. Tomorrow, the focus will turn to the Senate. We are still a long way from seeing those secreted files, but today was a big step forward.

The way almost every Republican flipped their vote on the Epstein files once Trump said it was ok is so pathetic.

Spoiler alert: SCOTUS will bail out Trump.

CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

Just imagine if Joe or Kamala or . . . Oh forget it, it doesn’t matter.

Let’s check in on how Fox News is reporting on Trump’s reversal on the Epstein files.

I’m so invested now.

you must be new here

#DallasCowboys

We can encourage the spat between Trump and MTG without supporting her. It’s not hard.

The Absolutely Crazy Story Behind Trump’s $2,000 Tariff Rebate Checks Donald Trump is proposing to give out $2,000 tariff 'rebate checks,' but will anyone check the math on this gimmick?

Trump’s steep tariff taxes are spiking costs for American families on everything from groceries to baby supplies.

Uh . . . ok.