Zach Wolfe

Happy Halloween.

Seriously, this is some bullshit.

Those are for company!

My 16yo has friends coming over to our house for Halloween, so Mrs zachwolfelaw goes and buys all these fancy snacks like charcuterie boards and stuff.

Ok, I see how it is.

#Halloween

a man in a white coat and hat is dancing on a stage in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a white coat and hat is dancing on a stage in front of a crowd .

When your son and his debate team call you in the middle of the work day urgently needing some rebuttal points

I'm just glad you didn't go as end notes.

I don’t think he really believes this. He’s just saying what he knows his base wants to hear.

SCOOP: Trump Swaps Decorated Admiral With 33-Year-Old DOGEr The highly unorthodox personnel change affects a critical government research role.

SCOOP: The decorated rear admiral who was heading the critically important Office of Naval Research, and who brought lengthy experience in Navy tech-leadership to the job, "is being replaced by a 33-year-old former DOGE employee with no apparent naval experience."

www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-trum...

Hope it’s nothing serious!

or beer, football, beef stew, etc.

also that woke men don’t like hot women

Take 1 or Take 2?

#Jazz

Please be advised that the “Zach Wolfe” recently quoted by the Times of London is NOT me.

Mainstream media response: Why are Democrats pushing unpopular “woke” issues?

Come on this is delightful

This is big!

Fawlty Towers actress Prunella Scales dies aged 93 Scales played hotel manager Sybil Fawlty, the bossy wife of Basil, in the classic British sitcom.

Oh no! RIP Sybil. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Uncle Joey from Full House

This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"

Apparently Texas has some new legislation requiring judges to rule on summary judgment motions on a certain timeline.

This kind of stuff cracks me up. They'll just deny the motions.

Where are all the mainstream media editorials about Republicans being “out of touch” with ordinary Americans?

If this happened to a President Kamala Harris, for example, the mainstream media would go on about it nonstop.

It’s a sandwich cookie.

But is a biscuit a “cookie”?

#textualism

Fantastic statutory interpretation case about whether the Nutella biscuits shown (which are delicious) are "partly covered" in chocolate.

Obviously not, they are filled with chocolate, which is also what the court says.

Thank you for sharing this.

Great article that will correct misconceptions on both the left and the right, especially among people outside Texas.

Y’all means all, y’all.

Good thread