Zach Wolfe

Breaking: Iranian people welcoming dropped bombs as liberators.

The funny/sad thing is you can show MAGA a dozen clips like this and it won’t phase them a bit.

Summer is coming.

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#ZachWolfeLawFirmWeightliftingClub

I call this condition “Saturday.”

We need “regime change” in Texas and the U.S.

Things you can attack that always sell to the Republican base:

Iran

Critical race theory (whatever they think that is)

Black or brown immigrants

Trans anything

Muslims (see Iran above)

Has that “common good” guy reacted to the Catholic bishops’ brief yet?

At the risk of having this skeet blopped on my head in a couple of months, the birthright citizenship case is an incredibly easy case decided by straightforward text, and that’s part of why these amicus briefs are all such dunks.

Scalia and Thomas: hold our beers.

Are they prepared for dumpster gifs

I feel like Bogart is an exception that proves the rule. He may not be conventionally handsome, but he looks like a tough guy.

ok but how much does he bench

And there it is.

Jammin on Gordon Goodwin’s “Jazz Police”

#Jazz

Buc-ee’s gonna Buc-ee’s

🌊

Curling is in the conversation.

Golf isn’t athletic like, say, basketball, but it does take a toll on the body, considering how much practice is required.

The stars at night, are big and bright 🎶

Breaking: SCOTUS sua sponte orders stay of all future district court orders reinstating Minnesota Medicaid funds

ikr?

Citing the “bad document” exception

This is some Yale-level trolling.

Nice try. You obviously took this photo from a catalog.

Why does “good morning” sound informal but “good afternoon” sounds formal?

looks like the barista was flirting with

This economic idea transfixed Wall Street and Washington. It may be a mirage. Massive investment in AI contributed “basically zero” to U.S. economic growth last year, Goldman Sachs has calculated.

"Prominent economists, including from Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan Chase, calculate that the AI buildup was directly responsible not for 92 percent or 39 percent of gains to the U.S. economy in 2025, but as little as zero."

So sorry.

Trump is a strange phenomenon the founders didn't anticipate: the unpopular demagogue.

Hey-oh!!!

#HeresJohnny