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@nineprecisely.bsky.social

"Sometimes you meet a stubborn turnip." 40 β€’ they/them β€’ agender β€’ hopeless aromantic β€’ disaster ace I just prefer dragons and typewriters, if I'm honest. ↓ Good Omens #fanfiction ↓ https://archiveofourown.org/users/nineprecisely/works

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Latest posts by nineprecisely.bsky.social on Bluesky

Thing is. Thing /is./ My brain is storing up all the prompts and thinking it still needs to do them someday. πŸ˜‚

08.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That graffiti though. I love this. πŸ₯ΉπŸ€

08.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh, I bet they're beauties! πŸ’›

08.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’•

08.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

08.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have once again failed to even start.

08.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Temptation accomplished.

08.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman sitting on a couch with the words i feel blue written below her ALT: a black and white photo of a woman sitting on a couch with the words i feel blue written below her
07.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! It's like chrysocolla gemstone! 😍😍😍😍

07.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Give me all the corvidae! πŸ˜πŸ–€

07.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is crying while taking a picture of himself with a samsung phone ALT: a man is crying while taking a picture of himself with a samsung phone

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I love himmm! These teenyboppers know nothing! Come on, Aziraphale, you and me front row centre! 😍

06.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›

06.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a chicken with a red beak is standing in a nest of hay ALT: a chicken with a red beak is standing in a nest of hay

I was not braced.

06.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would never!!! All hail our lizard overlords. πŸ₯²

06.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a crowd ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a crowd
06.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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So *that's* why the bookshop has those fire extinguishers! πŸ˜‚

06.02.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men in white are dancing in a hallway ALT: a group of men in white are dancing in a hallway

I think he'd wear white. For maximum impact. Though my phone typed "I think he'd wear wellies," so. There's also that.

06.02.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is magic in this. πŸ₯ΉπŸ’›

06.02.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his hand covering his eyes ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hand covering his eyes

Lust quota bursts off the scale as middle-aged knickers catch literal fire all over the world. Meanwhile, Aziraphale's bookshop randomly manifests a telly that won't turn off MTV.

If I was brave enough I'd tag the mighty Gleafer, but I'm not. Please, someone join me in my little mental breakdown.

06.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

My brain: reaches point of maximum panic and throws the image of early 90s Crowley joining a boyband at meβ€”you know the type, all white outfits soaked through by freak rainstorms, running hands all over own chest for some reason, gazing moodily into the distance wearing randomly unbuttoned shirt...

06.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯ΊπŸ«‚
Give him tickles from me.

05.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This. This is so perfect. πŸ₯ΉπŸ€

05.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! β˜ΊοΈπŸ’›

05.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He does not.

05.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My forever-them hopes in a beautiful nutshell. πŸ₯ΉπŸ’›

05.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's never too early!

05.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A day well spent, methinks. πŸ₯²πŸ’›

05.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was JUST about to post saying, "yes, I know he'll never see it, but I had fun." πŸ₯² I'd adore it if he did, but I don't think he will. I'm just happy if it makes my fandom pals smile. β˜ΊοΈπŸ’›

05.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tiny crochet Crowley, Aziraphale and Nye are standing in front of a hand drawn birthday card. It says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL," in multi-coloured capital letters with equally colourful hearts all round.

Tiny crochet Crowley, Aziraphale and Nye are standing in front of a hand drawn birthday card. It says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL," in multi-coloured capital letters with equally colourful hearts all round.

Tiny Nye has signed Michael's card in red felt pen, it reads: "Drinks are on me! Lotsa love, Nye," with a kiss.

Tiny Nye has signed Michael's card in red felt pen, it reads: "Drinks are on me! Lotsa love, Nye," with a kiss.

Tiny crochet Crowley and Aziraphale stand over what Aziraphale has written in Michael's card in turquoise felt pen. It reads, "Michael, thank you for everything, my friend. Love always, A."

Tiny crochet Crowley and Aziraphale stand over what Aziraphale has written in Michael's card in turquoise felt pen. It reads, "Michael, thank you for everything, my friend. Love always, A."

Tiny crochet Crowley and Aziraphale stand over what Crowley has written in Michael's card with black felt pen. It reads, "Thank you for bringing my angel to life. C," with a tiny heart.

Tiny crochet Crowley and Aziraphale stand over what Crowley has written in Michael's card with black felt pen. It reads, "Thank you for bringing my angel to life. C," with a tiny heart.

In all serious(ish)ness though, happy birthday @mchshe.bsky.social πŸ₯³ You're a wonderful human and we all adore you very much. πŸ€πŸ–€

05.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tiny crochet Crowley, Aziraphale and Nye stand in front of their card which is now also standing up. Tiny crochet Mr. Brown has arrived on the scene! He asks, "Can I sign too?" Crowley says, "NO." Aziraphale says, "Ummm..." Nye says, "Who are you?"

Tiny crochet Crowley, Aziraphale and Nye stand in front of their card which is now also standing up. Tiny crochet Mr. Brown has arrived on the scene! He asks, "Can I sign too?" Crowley says, "NO." Aziraphale says, "Ummm..." Nye says, "Who are you?"

Love you really, Mr. Brown! 😚🀎
#GoodOmens 7/7

05.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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