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elmo is holding a can of tomato sauce and a bowl of soup ALT: elmo is holding a can of tomato sauce and a bowl of soup

Got the whole block lookin’ like… S O U P

Soups the reason for the breadcrumbs on my guitar

I have been afflicted by a terminal brothiness
I’ve been boiling just from toiling to seem more like stew
But I’m not a potage
And this isn’t vichyssoise

I’m never gonna boil down
I’m never gonna thicken, nowwwww

Good thing I like my soup boiled! I like it cooked with gnocchi and with fennel.

Happy soup day gays in my phone!!

I JUST WANT SOOOOUUUUPP

GOT ME DREAMING BOUT A BREAD BOWL WITH MY FAVORITE SPOON

WASH UP, SIMMER DOWN, GOT A MENU, BUT I JUST WANT SOUP

I no longer try to be good it didn't keep me safe like you told me it would!!!!

LET THE CHORUS CONSOLE ME

Sympathy magic

ok so, fun connection i just found. there is a flower colloquially called a “lightning strike” and it’s official name is a toad lily. when they bloom they bloom in the shade (sit quiet by my side in the shade?) during late summer/autumn and are lavender or white & pink. 😀

yessssss congratulations!!!

One of the covers of Taylor’s debut album. Taylor in a white dress kneeling in bright blue water, with the words “Taylor Swift” across the front and some butterfly stamps throughout

Taylor in a white dress for the Fate of Ophelia music video, sitting on her right hip and looking wistfully towards the right

Taylor in a white dress for the Fate of Ophelia music video, lying down as if she’s part of a well-known painting of Ophelia, skirts draped out around her & flowers and other vegetation surround her

Part of the cover art of Taylor’s debut album. Taylor in a white dress walking through a bright blue creek, holding her skirt out in both of her hands, looking down, there are trees in the background - one of which is leaning over the creek

Happy 19 years to Debut. The deliberate callback in the Fate of Ophelia MV to the album cover from the start of her career, before the current of fame pulled her under/into the underworld, is really hitting me fresh today.

Lover 🩷 Midnights 💙

Dear Reader Taylor Swift Spilling out to you for free But darling, darling, please You wouldn't take my word for it If you knew who was talking

The Manuscript Taylor Swift The only thing that's left is the manuscript One last souvenir from my trip to your shores Now and then I re-read the manuscript But the story isn't mine anymore.

Clara Bow Taylor Swift "This town is fake but You're the real thing Breath of fresh air through smoke rings Take the glory, give everything Promise to be dazzling"

The Life of a Showgirl (feat. Sabrina Carpenter) Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter So you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe And you're never gonna wanna

i love how taylor always ends her albums being like:

“you don’t know me! this was all a dazzling show performed by taylor swift™️! my personal life is a secret you’re never going to actually know about (nor would you even want to)! enjoy the story i made for you BYE!”

treacherous bridge, you are so beloved

Lavender Haze - Acoustic Version

has to be the most underrated acoustic version ever

spotify.link/gOn2cuSSGXb

a female Greek poet, Sappho, was said to be married to a man named kerkylas of andros, but historians think it may be a joke as his name translates to ‘dick allcocks from man island’ which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was known as Sappho of lesbos and her poems are so re about her love for women no i’m totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

or whatever taylor swift said on wish list and wood

oh nooo I hope you'll feel better in no time and will be able to enjoy your vacation 🫂

HOW DID I MISS THIS

mark your calendar for 10/29— we’re only a FORTNIGHT away from celebrating this amazing community through our love (and sometimes distaste) for soup!

we have a new album’s worth of puns to simmer, tons of amazing recipes to share, and plenty of new community members to welcome into the lore!

🍜🥫🍲🥣

unmmm I am JUST now finding out that the original lyrics to eldest daughter were “I would come running, never gonna let you drown” ?!?!?!

Taylor saves Taylor in Ophelia confirmed ✅

Another thing to remember. Hayley Williams is on castles crumbling.

Hayley's album is the opposite to Taylor's.

can I whisper something

... is this why she produced the album with max and shellback

Whispers -

She’s creating so much cognitive dissonance on every side of the fandom that even we can’t ignore it anymore. She’s imploding her career.

They can’t ignore the hints towards performance art. We can’t ignore the real damage she’s caused/causing by playing this character.

a woman covering her face with her hands and a nbc logo behind her ALT: a woman covering her face with her hands and a nbc logo behind her

I thought that I’d never find that beautiful beautiful life that shimmers that innocent light back like when we were young…at the park where we used to sit in children’s swings wearing imaginary rings but it’s gunna be alright I did my time—

the total lack of reading comprehension and emotional regulation on the internet is so fucking bad that she has to be defended over a dark/light metaphor that has been used since the dawn of time and in her own discography like 89 times. Like really what the fuck are we even doing anymore

“WE”

I just learned the most interesting thing about TNT. It apparently took humans a long time to figure out that it explodes. Before that we were using it to dye clothes yellow. 🧨

DEAR READER, this is the point

also it feels very waolom to me aaaahhhh

I'm watching killing eve and I'm at the end of season 3
and the parallels to ts are blowing my mind
for instance the cracks starting to show on Villanelle's character (who's a showgirl part of Oksana imo)

ts sweatshirt design with snippets of eyes, lips, legs

truman show, turman's magazine clipping compilation of sylvia

hooooly tuman show ✨ sylvia? is it you? 😅

i tried to wear a "real" bra for the first time in ages and i managed to keep it for like 15 minutes before going back to a light sports bra :') why are they so uncomfy (for me)