@scottland-yard.bsky.social
Inspector at Scottland Yard, loving husband and fighter for justice.
//grows wings and flies away//
18.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And younger ones too, I suppose? Anyways. Take care of the kid.
18.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sounds fine with me, but... You seem familiar. I've seen a couple of lookalikes of you around here lately.
18.03.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh! Is everything... No, most certainly not. I should call an ambulance.
18.03.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lost baby? That one's new... Where is the little kid?
18.03.2025 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What? That sounds interesting. Why would he assume that?
18.03.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A FIRE??? GOODNESS GRACIOUS! WHERE??
16.03.2025 20:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PARDON ME??
01.03.2025 09:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHAT??? WHO?? WHERE??
01.03.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alr he is good to go
23.02.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The law is above social rules and norms.
23.02.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, yeah. We got reason to assume that you do.
23.02.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is your explanation? Why are you possessing marijuana?
23.02.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Almost read it as Officer Barton, sigh... Still no sign of him...
23.02.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May you come with me please, sir?
23.02.2025 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Grosky, please tell me what is going on.
23.02.2025 13:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What the fuck
23.02.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0So many people here recently. Still, no sign of Barton or Gregory...
13.02.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please do not ever try to use that type of language ever again.
13.02.2025 16:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sure, that's what criminals always say.
13.02.2025 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0... In the music, the moment, you own it
13.02.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@ottosmall.bsky.social just got arrested for battery on a minor.
In addition to a nine-year prison sentence, he also has to pay a fine of €90,000 in damages.
Noted.
13.02.2025 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grosky is an exception.
12.02.2025 21:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Us policemen may not be very good at protecting people, but at least we are good at math.
12.02.2025 19:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🤓
12.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0An hourglass doesn't contain a thousand gramms of sand though. To achieve a million tons of sand, you would need about 5 billion hourglasses.
One hourglass ≈ 200g of sand
200g × 5 = 1kg
1kg × 1.000 = 1t
1t × 1.000.000 = 1 million tons
5 × 1.000 × 1.000.000 = 5.000.000.000
What about @constantinethedog.bsky.social?
12.02.2025 16:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was in den Flammen? Ich fühle mich auf einmal so deutsch...
12.02.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inspektor Chelmey am Apparat 🤠
12.02.2025 15:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
