Your Favorite Nerd 🔜 Brief Encounters

I’m sure we can find a way

Hope it made you feel like big strong bull!

Yes all the time

@boisterousdad.bsky.social thank you for literally picking me up yesterday. In addition to it making me feel like a dweeb, truly my back has never felt better.

It’s what I’m made for tbh

Doms, before you buy your sub a hood or a collar or a leash, consider that what he really needs is the Seiko UC 2000 wrist computer.

Excited to be hosting this event where we can hang out with a bunch of tighty whitey enthusiasts and really show off our assets. See you on Thursday at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social

I truly have so many tighty whiteys I can barely get the underwear drawer closed but also what if I got more staffords

They’re so perverse and just on the right side of the nerd<>clown spectrum to make my brain all mushy

Everything just worked out so nicely 🤓

Don’t be fooled by the fox ears: I’m a certified NERD RAT

Midwest FurFest was the greatest experience. I can’t wait to go again and base my entire identity around it. Thank you to everyone from the internet I got to meet and I’m sad I didn’t have time to spend more time with people.

I hope this does awaken something in me (not sure how much is left to awaken)

I love pop quizzes

It’s my fursona shhh don’t tell

The school of hard knocks ❌
The school of locked cocks ✅

I know what you’re thinking. I bet that geek got his varsity jacket for math team or something. But no, I got it for kissing. What kind of school lets people letter for that? Not a good one, I can tell you that. They lost their accreditation.

Oops aw shucks

While these cartoonish nerd shoes are unbearably sexy, maybe they are not the best for an 18,000 step day at the con. If you see a nerd wearing comfy sneakers tomorrow, come say hi

You tooo

However you want your nerdification to happen tbh

🥰

Going to assume the typo should be “these dweebs” and it refers to my pecs

If you see these dweeb bopping around the fest, come say hi

He becomes real today (off to Midwest Fur Fest)

High praise coming from you

Where it belongs!

Who am I seeing at Midwest Fur Fest tomorrow?

This is what I’d wear as I helped you uninstall all the horrible AI features from your operating system

Oh I would if i could!